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Reply to i miss trolling. i miss filling pages of phpbb forums arguing with someone that harry potter could not have killed voldemort because he would never use avada kedavra. i miss typing so little only to get so much in return. i miss being insincere by twovests
Those unforgivable curses were so funny to me. There's so many ways you can kill someone with a magic wand, you can just set them on fire or make their head disappear or something; the torture one too: You can inflict pain in so many ways with a wand, why did they make three specific spells totally illegal? The mind control one is the only one I don't think you can otherwise do in a million other ways.
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Reply to my wheelie bin came home by Alessia
You can probably get a sense of it by watching 1987's The Brave Little Toaster.
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Reply to Cheeseburger by 500poundsofnothing
Beesechurger
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Reply to vegan nuggets by Jenheadjen
Negan Vuggets
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Reply to comment by ___ in In regards to admins being able to lock posts by 500poundsofnothing
@septipus comic 3
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in It's anti-semitic to conflate Zionism with being Jewish by twovests
For this reason I don't even use the term Zionist; i feel like most people are sincere when they say they oppose Israel. But some are just using "look at these Zionists" as a find and replace for Jews and then hiding behind palestine when they get called on it.
For that reason I always criticize the specific thing someone's doing that I don't like, and I do think people need to be more careful about letting the right take on left talking points as a way to try to peel people off.
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They got in to a shouting match about golf
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Reply to it's iced tea season by oolong
Iced Teason
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Alright folks good work, we found all the numbers! by flabberghaster
Fringe mathematics
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Reply to comment by Alessia in Alright folks good work, we found all the numbers! by flabberghaster
There aren't, we checked. It's mostly 2s
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Reply to comment by neku in Believe it or not? Once again, 2 by flabberghaster
I didn't repost SHIT, I just posted the next number which happened to be 2.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
Listen, jack. I'm just a smol bean, understand? Come on man
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Reply to I am the posting christ by 500poundsofnothing
The Piss Christ of jstpst.net, i've been saying this for many years and people grow increasingly frustrated by it because they don't want to admit I'm right.
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Reply to [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests
Do you think Jedi ever write Sithy Hypno stories on their little holocrons?
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Reply to comment by missingno in I HATE numbers 😡 by flabberghaster
It ate nine!!!
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Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in idea for a revolutionary new iphone by twovests
In the 2000s, YouTubers asked the question, "will it blend" and put the iPhone into a food processor. In 2026 the new iPhone will have a set of spinning knives you can use to make a fruit smoothie on the go, perfect for your busy, affluent middle class lifestyle.
It all comes full circle.
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pox voplar
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in Blowing you up with a fireball by flabberghaster
🔥🔥🎇🔥🔥
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Reply to comment by neku in 2 by flabberghaster
what the
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in 2 by flabberghaster
😏
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Reply to Inline images are the devil by 500poundsofnothing
I think they're fine but probably annoying if overused
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I still wish Mastodon were the main place people were going but it's not, and bluesky seems, so far at least, like it's going fairly well.
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Reply to comment by emma in Thinking of French Revolution twitter guys by flabberghaster
I don't think any of us are qualified to say
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Reply to chewy cookies FOREVER. crunchy cookies SUCK!!!!! by neku
Crunchy cookies are better for dipping in milk, IMO. If they get crunchy enough, they're a biscotti, a cookie famous for it's dipping abilities.
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Reply to poached eggs and edamame by skookin
I didn't know they were rebooting Frasier