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Reply to i feel unemployable lol by skookin
The job market is shit right now, it's not just you.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in I believe a hot dog in a bun is a type of taco by flabberghaster
i take a fairly expansive view on these matters
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People now are more committed to the bit than ever before.
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I have had the idea for a horror setting where there's an anesthetic that everyone thinks is really effective and a miracle drug, but it turns out all it does is paralyze you so you don't show pain, and make you completely forget when you come to. But the whole time, you're feeling everything.
Severance is a lot like that. But less body horror.
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Reply to Vegan equivalent to dino nuggies that are in the shape of extinct prehistoric flora by Jenheadjen
Cambrian Cookies. Mesozoic Muffins.... Idk.
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What the fuckin shit holy hell
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Reply to it makes me laugh how easy it is to pirate microsoft products these days by I_got_killed_one_time
It's even easier to pirate linux just saying
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Reply to if one more person asks me my "sign" when I say astronomy is my hobby, they will be yeeted into the sun by cowloom
And while they're being yeeted into the sun, through which constellation will the sun into which they're being yeeted appear to be transiting?
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Reply to Proposed rules to just_post tontine by cute_spider
What if every time someone buys in, so it's just me, you, and the new person buying in, I just always murder them immediately? Is that allowed?
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in There should be a place you can go and you're allowed to just yell as loud as you want by flabberghaster
If I were out in the woods and I heard someone just scream it'd make me so worried.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Signs you may be warm by flabberghaster
that's definitely a possibility, it's not an exact science.
My suggestion is to go with your gut. If you feel cold, you more than likely are cold.
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in !tsop tsuJ by flabberghaster
Found Hank Hill's jstpst account.
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Reply to comment by twovests in Let's start a tontine by flabberghaster
An investment that pays off when all but the last member.... have DIED!!!
A classic investment that's been illegal for decades but is a very common trope in books and media for obvious reasons.
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Reply to comment by oolong in !tsop tsuJ by flabberghaster
that's backwards --< wow
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Reply to comment by cowloom in File systems should detect when a file contains only alphanumeric text and reencode it so it takes less space on disk. (This post brought to you by the C en_US locale) by flabberghaster
Not if it's part of the filesystem spec; in that case, the other OS's driver should transparently en/decode it. That's why I said filesystems, not having this as a userspace conversion.
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Do NOT talk to me about Drumpf until I've had my damn covfefe! by flabberghaster
I needed to so people would know not to talk to me before I'd had my covfefe
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Should Jstpst add a chatbot? Should the chatbot throb and wiggle until you open it? Should it open itself anyways? Should it reappear when you close it? I think we should add sound effects. It should take 600MB RAM and 99% CPU utilization I think. Does anyone want this? by twovests
I can't follow you on this one chief. jstpst.net NEEDS a slop factory if we ever hope to keep our DAUs up.
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Reply to comment by twovests in Do NOT talk to me about Drumpf until I've had my damn covfefe! by flabberghaster
Next up: we take down (f)elon musk! The elongated muskrat himself!
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Reply to comment by devtesla in if the one ring is so good how come there's no the two ring? by hollyhoppet
But they were both of them deceived! Ha ha. The fellas get it.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Actually kind of good app idea by flabberghaster
I listen to a ton most of which have no ads, but Behind the Bastards, It Could Happen Here and Better Offline are all I heart radio and they have all kinds of fuck ass ads.
It's so funny to be listening to better offline, where the whole podcast is about how bad AI is, and every ad is about how you NEED to up your AI game to keep up in the market.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Actually kind of good app idea by flabberghaster
The dynamic ad thing I knew about but I didn't think of it when I made this. The "if it got big it would crater the already not great podcast ads business model and put people whose output I like out of work" did occur to me.
I feel like you could may be work around the dynamic ads issue if you were good enough with signal processing. Originally the idea was "the only good use case for an AI I can think of, is one trained to recognize ads in podcasts and skip over them" but then I tried to think how to do it without AI.
Even if you didn't use AI, you could probably do what Shazam did where it could recognize a song. The app would instead, recognize the point in the podcast where they were just about to throw to ads, and when they come back, and skip over anything in between. This would still work with tagging probably.
The podcast companies would come up with countermeasures I'm sure. And it seems quite complex. But I wouldn't have to hear about sports betting as much.
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Reply to Actually kind of good app idea by flabberghaster
copyright, trademark, no one do this without paying me
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Reply to Orange Juice in a wine glass by Jenheadjen
How did you enjoy your virgin screwdriver?
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Reply to comment by nitori in Ubuntu to replace classic coreutils and more with new Rust-based alternatives by nitori
Yeah, I really don't like the moves away from GPL type stuff to more corporate friendly software licenses.
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Reply to comment by twovests in I think jstpst.net should censor conservative views even more by flabberghaster
That's because we shadowbanned them