Depends on the amount of avocados

Sad that some of my friends are going to have to live through the American Warlord Era but in the long run it'll probably be good for the world's oppressed majority.

being good at cooking means you don't need to use a scale

Never turn off my computer if I don't have to, same with the router. I like the hum when I'm trying to sleep. I only turn my phone off when I go to the movies which probably averages out once every four or five days.

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but I work best under pressure

I only had enough for one bowl, I was using up leftover ingredients from my bourride.

I'd love to know the genetic and environmental factors that made me trans but I know as soon as they are discovered the knowledge will be used for a kind of biological conversion therapy.

Is there anything sodium bicarbonate can't do?

I would like to register my support for unlimited forcefem on the male population of planet Earth

Love council juice, love being able to pour myself a tall glass of cool, clear water at any time of day that tastes of fuck all.

I don't need to fact check this, even if it is not physically true it is spiritually true.

At the time I thought it was incoherent in plot, politics and cinematography but I'll be damned if I can't stop thinking about it.

When it comes to Zionism these people are true believers. They don't care if they're leaving votes on the table because seeing Arabs die is more important to them.

Chips and fries are different but nobody wants to explain nuance to Americans so we just tell them they're the same.

if they didn't want me to eat 1000 calories worth of salted cashews they shouldn't put 1000 calories worth in the bag