Turns out the brown envelopes don't help that much when the other guys are just plain better than you

c'est terminé 😔

My friend Emily is a nullo so I'll be sure to let her know she won.

doing the lesser of two weevils bit with my MRE tortilla

Yeah it's called just post

I was never chained in the first place because I kind of just live in squalor as it is

Introducing sawdust will make the dough go further, at the possible cost of lower quality bread.

If you have to ask you can't afford it

Rice and peas

Online femoid Alessia suffers CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike upon hearing description of this androgenic looksmaxxer and his chadly phenotype

Same hat!

Juicero mentioned! 🙌

I use cocoa butter on my tattoos when they're healing and it always gives me a terrible craving for white chocolate

I do not wash my fruits or vegetables

No, it's on there.

In December 2022, Thor was spotted at Calshot, Hampshire and then in Scarborough Harbour, North Yorkshire on New Year's Eve. While in Scarborough, Thor was seen masturbating, showing he had reached sexual maturity, which in walrus is typically at age 8–10 years.

Anyway here's the video.

A walrus named Thor came to visit my town a little while ago and there's video of him cranking that thing right on the harbour slipway. I don't have anything else to add, I just like telling people about it.

to be fair to Carol she is going through some shit

2026 could really be the year of the Linux desktop