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I was never chained in the first place because I kind of just live in squalor as it is
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Introducing sawdust will make the dough go further, at the possible cost of lower quality bread.
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Reply to how high is rent in the torment nexus? by oolong
If you have to ask you can't afford it
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Reply to drove to the club in my cyber truck, heiling hitler, pointing out that gavin newsom is a chad. i break my face with hammers (no downsides) and my body does not produce testosterone on its any more. young men who look up to me, one piece of advice: smoke more meth. by twovests
Online femoid Alessia suffers CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike upon hearing description of this androgenic looksmaxxer and his chadly phenotype
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Juicero mentioned! 🙌
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I use cocoa butter on my tattoos when they're healing and it always gives me a terrible craving for white chocolate
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I do not wash my fruits or vegetables
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Reply to comment by twovests in it is kind of beautiful that humans have the capacity to bring ourselves to orgasm pretty much whenever. i sure hope they're normal about it by twovests
No, it's on there.
In December 2022, Thor was spotted at Calshot, Hampshire and then in Scarborough Harbour, North Yorkshire on New Year's Eve. While in Scarborough, Thor was seen masturbating, showing he had reached sexual maturity, which in walrus is typically at age 8–10 years.
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Reply to it is kind of beautiful that humans have the capacity to bring ourselves to orgasm pretty much whenever. i sure hope they're normal about it by twovests
A walrus named Thor came to visit my town a little while ago and there's video of him cranking that thing right on the harbour slipway. I don't have anything else to add, I just like telling people about it.
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to be fair to Carol she is going through some shit
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Reply to Windows 11 is the worst it ever was and it's all worse from here. Plus, using Windows supports ICE by twovests
2026 could really be the year of the Linux desktop
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Reply to "i asked chatgpt" well i asked my friend joe and i asked my friend jake. they said it was fhqwhgads by hollyhoppet
@grok is this true?
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Reply to do yall watch movies? by Caribou
I always say to people there's 130 years of cinema and I've only got another 50 to get through it.
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Reply to a whole unseasoned mosquito that i ingested/aspirated upon opening my mouth for a deep breath by skookin
that's protein
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don't threaten me with a good time
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Does The Cremator (1969) by Juraj Herz count? It's my favourite film of the Czech New Wave.
Synopsis from Wikipedia: Set in 1930s Prague, Karel Kopfrkingl slowly devolves from an odd but relatively well-meaning cremator of the dead into a murderer of his family and mass murderer who proposes to run the ovens at extermination camps due to the influence of the Nazi party and Tibetan Buddhism, as he believes his murders are "liberating" the souls of the deceased into a better life.
Seems very plausible that my neighbours could be sucked into fascist ideology to the point of trying to have me killed.
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ground cumin, ground coriander, ground turmeric, ground fenugreek
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got me feeling like a deep sea isopod
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Reply to bad news folks: oceans are now battlefields again by flabberghaster
doing the lesser of two weevils bit with my MRE tortilla