you can't make good-looking spreadsheets in google sheets.

it's all earmarked for the streaming rights to the sequel of the melania movie, 'ivanka'

numbers may be bad, but it prominently features advertising for apple's new subscription shit, and also premium templates that you have to pay for. you simply cannot get this modern experience with excel 97.

now i'm extremely curious to know what motion smoothing would do to those flames.

it's extremely weird that frame rate is like the one thing they never fuck with in cinema. they threw out all the analogue film projectors, invented thx, dolby this and that, hdr, 3d, and all a whole bunch of other shit that cinemas and/or consumer technology had to adapt to, so there were plenty of opportunities to establish a new standard for frame rate. i believe the soap opera effect would go away if people just got used to seeing films in higher frame rates.

i hope they can recover the description of bill gates's penis.

root@juicero:~# curl jstpst.net | sh
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
  0     0    0     0    0     0      0      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--     0
root@juicero:~#

now for FREE my lord!

[...] January will probably be a month of transition, one way or another.

🤔

it's only good on leap days

my favourite part of this is the eu commission downplaying this as (paraphrased) 'haha oops that's spicy', like with all the noise they make about child safety and the need to snoop on everyone's communications to prevent bad things, this is all they have to say about regurgitating child abuse material.

convert juicero.jpeg -quality 69 juicero-compressed.jpeg

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it is a literal statement

edit: well it was my parents' house, i wasn't a property owner at that age

I've never been burned like this by a piece of open source software.

i have. irssi just silently sets your irc name to your os account name, so i ended up having weirdos come to my house when i was 14 or 15.

also element used to set your public key name to your device name, which conveniently apple sets by default to your account name + "'s iThingy", so a lot of people in my circles got a nasty surprise.

the last film i watched was jaws, so that'd be very bad.

it had like a horseshoe-shaped heater inside. i didn't get a good view, as i couldn't open the kettle itself any further (all the stuff i broke off was on the base), but my first thought was that it had somehow burnt off a huge section in the middle. however, a bit of searching revealed it's supposed to look like that.

there were no chips or anything.

panttwo

my heat pump makes that noise

you're doing great. i haven't sent out a single one.

as someone whose favourite brand of frozen pizza was discontinued a few years ago, i feel your pain. hope you're able to fix that charge port.

i've been trying to disable that shit for like an hour, but the dashboard won't let me in

update: it finally let me in, and now it turns out let's encrypt isn't set up (we used cloudflare's origin certificates), so cloudflare has to be turned back on

https://www.theverge.com/news/804106/microsoft-mico-copilot-ai-assistant-clippy

they made it more yellow since the original reveal, presumably because people like me made fun of it for looking like cum. now it looks like yellow cum instead.