I think it's because I'm reacting to world news by going extra heads-down at work and putting a lot more of myself into my job

oh my gosh is that your voice?

I HAVEN'T POSTED IN TWO WEEKS 💪💪💪💪💪

bah everybody can get on the whitelist

I wanna get to the BLACKLIST >:O

Justin Bailey was described to me as a weird old pun assuming Bailey actually was slang for "Bathing Suit" back in the day. So it needs to be a weird old pun.

More importantly, make sure that NARPAS SWORD has a similar parallel. narpas was my first real screenname so it is very very important to me that it's an even more powerful password cheat code

Dowzh? I am pretty sure that's the pronunciation that won out and I insist it's the wrong pronunciation because why would a dog say such a ridiculous word?

I'm still insisting, "The meme is pronounced DOG-E. Like Doggy. Like how a dog would spell doggy. It's a good meme for a good doggy."

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I wouldn't risk eating it. you should probably just pitch it in the trash

Is it a sticky glob?

Maximum-indulgence before-bed storm-eating

also my favorite💚

Solar Opposites has "The Wall" for dramatic relief and "Silver Cops" for action relief, they really push it hard and because of that it works.

I do not know what Rizz and Martin is.

Yeah he was always a nazi

good point good point

Yeah those seem like pretty good times. I pick running back up each springtime and it's always more like, "very slow jogging" so I don't even record my times!

My Hearty Nut Medley Maple Cinnamon Cheerios!! >:O

happy transgender new year!

No more citizenship

No more gender

No more pie

wait shit I ruined it

How is updog?

yea sure thing!

I mean I imagine we both think we're annoying together so we can go with that, as long as we admit that we're more annoying in our heads and more funny and interesting than we realize in reality!

I generally think of you as the quintessencal poster, you make looking at just post every day worth the while.

Spiders are cursed to identify other spiders and dislike them for no good reason. For instance, when I identify somebody who I perceive as too similar to me I immediately start to become annoyed with them. It's like that online and offline and is one of the defining characteristics when I self-identify as a spider.

toads are cool they live in swamps and eat everything and don't jump as good as their reputation suggests. sometimes they are battletoads.

The kernel of the idea is that they're gonna take things down and not replace them, and they're gonna remove birthright but not bother to replace that, and for a week we'll all be like, "oh hey babies are getting born to generational American families but they're NOT CITIZENS" and then we'll get used to the concept.

But I guess that isn't a joke in the end.

So I added bugs.