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Reply to update to "I might go back to school" by hollyhoppet
💚💚💚 Good luck!
I grabbed a random Associates of IT student. Our program charged them about 33k for five semesters over two years.
They got four certifications:
CompTIA A+ Core I
CompTIA A+ Core II
Network+
Security+
And they make 42k / year for their starting salary. Which, damn, they oughtta have made more, I'm looking at their grades and they were an A student. Hopefully they will earn more with a few years of experience.
I hope this information is helpful to you with picking out your school!
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Reply to comment by twovests in I might go back to school by hollyhoppet
Mostly I fought with clod today because clod seemed to really think that head-contents would concatinate into the head-outlet, but instead it's just the deepest one overrides the rest. Fwiw I was with clod in the sense that it concatinating would make the most sense, but that just isn't how Microsoft built that, and really I just need to stop being so particular and make a big master css file because this whole fight was about where three css definitions should go.
I'll ask my coworker if he'll describe his day, he's a graduate
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Reply to it is kind of beautiful that humans have the capacity to bring ourselves to orgasm pretty much whenever. i sure hope they're normal about it by twovests
mostly I do it to wake up and get out of bed
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Reply to comment by twovests in I might go back to school by hollyhoppet
Yeah sure there is an employee award ceremony today so I'll let you know if I win anything nice
update: no
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Also: I don't know why our marketing team is so into hexagons. It doesn't seem like it's for math reasons. I embrace it
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Reply to I might go back to school by hollyhoppet
I think this is a good idea
disclaimer: I work at a school that teaches hardware IT so I am biased towards getting students into hardware IT. it's a good path to steady knowledge/mild physical work. if you live in texas or georgia, I recommend us for yr education
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No way oatmeal gets out of the way in this situation.
If you thought oatmeal would move you don't know oatmeal
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Reply to hey, it's Google Dot Com. It seems like you're searching for a product, so here's the shittiest imaginable version of our search results, fuck you by twovests
Here are six advertisements from our chief competitor Amazon and one more from Best Buy
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Reply to this post will get exactly 7 upvotes by devtesla
I got number six!
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Reply to comment by twovests in post now for FREE my lord! by twovests
Hmph, good point.
Is there gonna be shame in 2026?
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Reply to post now for FREE my lord! by twovests
*Oggles the pretty post lady because it is 2025 and there is no more shame
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in be kind to yourself by hollyhoppet
It's a good reminder
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Reply to be kind to yourself by hollyhoppet
Dang ole self, who does he think he is taking advantage of my kindness??
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oh yeah I was wondering what that was
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Reply to I crouch as a neutral observer toward the conflict between users and others. by flabberghaster
I've always thought I had a future in Arguing About Politics With Centrists Who'll Never Change Their Minds Anyway
this u?
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Reply to I sit as an friend of the users. by twovests
ty my friend
- User
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Reply to comment by twovests in im gonna try using copilot.money by cute_spider
it is!! It does not even use microsoft products and services! It just has an apple app and not even a windows app!!
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Reply to this post is for sweeties only by I_got_killed_one_time
okay sure but are any sweeties enjoying this post?
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Reply to "The Monster at the End of This Book" is public domain now so i'm publishing a version where it has a sudden and jarring transition to a graphic and terrifying final few pages by twovests
The plot twist is that the monster at the end of the book is Grover's intestines
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Reply to i've been working on a fan fiction but it's all original characters with an original narrative in an original setting by hollyhoppet
i am pretty sure that's how twilight got written
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Reply to im gonna try using copilot.money by cute_spider
Wait wtf
This doesn't use Microsoft AI to make my money decisions?
this is bullshit nevermind
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Yeesh I'm looking over the starting salaries of all of our grads and I think you should also consider HVAC >.>