Yeah those seem like pretty good times. I pick running back up each springtime and it's always more like, "very slow jogging" so I don't even record my times!

My Hearty Nut Medley Maple Cinnamon Cheerios!! >:O

happy transgender new year!

No more citizenship

No more gender

No more pie

wait shit I ruined it

How is updog?

yea sure thing!

I mean I imagine we both think we're annoying together so we can go with that, as long as we admit that we're more annoying in our heads and more funny and interesting than we realize in reality!

I generally think of you as the quintessencal poster, you make looking at just post every day worth the while.

Spiders are cursed to identify other spiders and dislike them for no good reason. For instance, when I identify somebody who I perceive as too similar to me I immediately start to become annoyed with them. It's like that online and offline and is one of the defining characteristics when I self-identify as a spider.

toads are cool they live in swamps and eat everything and don't jump as good as their reputation suggests. sometimes they are battletoads.

The kernel of the idea is that they're gonna take things down and not replace them, and they're gonna remove birthright but not bother to replace that, and for a week we'll all be like, "oh hey babies are getting born to generational American families but they're NOT CITIZENS" and then we'll get used to the concept.

But I guess that isn't a joke in the end.

So I added bugs.

(This post was originally conceived as a joke but then I realized that's just Starship Troopers so I went ahead and added the bugs)

I try to be a reddit spider but I assume I come across as a reddit toad

Make sure to buy green scrubs!!

hehehe

i don't know how to respond to either question

nintendo have no idea what they're doing :(

MMmmm maybe I should be a woman this thursday

what do you do with the remaining shepherd's dick?

I think they nailed it with the first one, dunno why they'd make a sequel

Feel well soon!

This makes me wonder if / when we'll get a virus that really really likes bucketloads of mucus. Or is mucus just so gross and useless that it can't be taken advantage of?

I always thought jstpst doesn't ban nearly enough people for nearly arbitrary enough reasons