500poundsofnothing

I mean a lightning strike heats things up to 5 times the surface temperature of the sun, I think with it being so small the shit filled Hudson could absorb all that.

500poundsofnothing

[Punk] The Chats + Genesis Owusu - Psycho Killer

500poundsofnothing wrote on July 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on July 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM

I'm better than you

I was excited for rodger eggers's werwulf because I heard it was gonna be in middle english, the trailer dropped and the first sentence is in early modern english. Fuck my straight life

500poundsofnothing wrote on June 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM

I was slain by taunti extremists. The method was firing squad.

Really Cool Thing Presented by a Guy Who Sucks

My job in the leftist commune?

Customer Service

Buns from the chinese bakery

Free Sushi

Sandwich and yoghurt

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on May 27, 2026 at 6:36 PM

The Dance

My friend ended up in a photo in the new york times wearing a custom t shirt I had made once and gave to her as a gift.

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on May 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM

too late I am the most forsaken woman on earth

Re: My Last Post

It was been announced that everything will explode in 30 minutes.

Sandwich and Yogurt

500poundsofnothing wrote on May 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM

500poundsofnothing wrote on May 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM

Lethal Suckage

A Small Poem I Call Computer's Desires

Just FYI I had a sandwich for lunch.