500poundsofnothing

500poundsofnothing wrote on May 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM

Reply to Twelve devilled eggs by Alessia

11 dancing ladies
10 pipers piping
9 drummers drumming
8 maids a milking
7 swans a swimming
6 geese a laying
5 golden rings
4 colly birds
3 french horns
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM

Reply to comment by toasthaste in In English, "horror" is a word that refers to to something that incites fears, and "whore" is a word which refers to someone who engages in sex for money. These words are pronounced the same. by 500poundsofnothing

are you from the UK or an old new yorker?

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM

Reply to comment by missingno in I can't explain to my roommate that the reason why I don't watch many of the youtube videos he sends me is because they violate my youtube algorithmic recommendation hygiene practices. by 500poundsofnothing

or I could just not watch the video

500poundsofnothing wrote on April 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM

Reply to a man was playing accordion in central park (beautiful) but i didn't want to encourage that behavior so i threw various objects at him by twovests

We are going to end you

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM

Reply to comment by oolong in In English, "horror" is a word that refers to to something that incites fears, and "whore" is a word which refers to someone who engages in sex for money. These words are pronounced the same. by 500poundsofnothing

and what of cot and caught?

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM

Do you also have strong feelings about mary, merry, and marry?
Cot and caught?

500poundsofnothing

PB&J

Almost forgot to tell you, big sandwich

500poundsofnothing wrote on May 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM

Goo and Gold

Just Pissed

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 26, 2026 at 8:00 AM

Korean Style Corndog.

sandwitch

almost forgot to tell you, instant ramen

Sandwich today

Renegade Lunch: Breakfast Sandwich

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM

500poundsofnothing wrote on April 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM

I am declaring a pro accordion coup of this website. Anyone seen harboring anti accordion sentiments will be executed.

[Polka] Slack Bird - Ievan Polkka

[Country] Nick Shoulders - Heart of Glass (Blondie Cover)

I can't explain to my roommate that the reason why I don't watch many of the youtube videos he sends me is because they violate my youtube algorithmic recommendation hygiene practices.

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 14, 2026 at 5:56 AM

500poundsofnothing OP wrote on April 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM

Cheeky bit of chocolate cake

Sandwich (featuring fresh dutch crunch bread)

I'm having fun with dialect exclusive homophones

In English, "horror" is a word that refers to to something that incites fears, and "whore" is a word which refers to someone who engages in sex for money. These words are pronounced the same.

In English, "pen" is a word that refers to an implement of writing that uses ink, and "pin" is a word which refers to an enclosed area used to contain animals. These words are pronounced the same.

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