missingno wrote on November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM

I saw Hornet at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

missingno wrote on September 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM

Reply to how do i trick everyone by alenky

post a link claiming to be something else, but then it actually leads to the music video for "never gonna give you up" by rick astley

missingno wrote on August 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM

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Reply to comment by twovests in Nintendo's DS / 3DS ports of Nintendo 64 games were some of the best, and they're forgotten. by twovests

I mean that the original levels are (mostly) the same, but they were designed around Mario. I just feel like the stuff they bolted on doesn't naturally fit into the original game.

missingno wrote on August 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM

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I kinda miss having friends to play FightCade kusoge with.

missingno wrote on August 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM

Reply to Nintendo's DS / 3DS ports of Nintendo 64 games were some of the best, and they're forgotten. by twovests

I wasn't a fan of 64DS trying to mess with perfection, they changed too much. Levels were not designed around the other characters, especially Luigi's jump height. And it was just bizarre that you don't even start with Mario.

Minigames were cool, but that's like a standalone thing.

missingno wrote on August 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM

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get eaten by a grue

missingno wrote on July 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM

Reply to The Hater's Review of Persona 5 by devtesla

The main dungeons in Persona 5 aren’t random anymore. Instead, they’re full of not particularly complex stealth mechanics.

Interesting that you say this, because I did really like the dungeons. And then I played P4 and was totally put off by the random dungeons that just feel completely devoid of anything. Still haven't finished it either.

missingno wrote on July 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM

Reply to The "dessert course" final boss. (Spoilers for Undertale, Tears of the Kingdom, Super Metroid) by twovests

Mother 3 used this to great effect (all three games have it actually). Far too tragic to describe this one as dessert though, it's the dark version of the trope.

After your last real fight against Porky, the party has to fight the Masked Man - Lucas's brother Claus, whose mind has been under Porky's control for so long that even after Porky's defeat, he's too far gone.

The fight begins with an AoE that wipes out everyone but Lucas, and if you try to revive anyone he will just instakill them again. Lucas will not act, if you select any fight commands he cannot bring himself to raise a hand against his brother. Every turn, their mother Hinawa's voice is heard begging them to stop fighting. Claus's attacks become more restrained, struggling internally, until he stops attacking for several turns.

Eventually, Claus removes his mask and gathers his strength to fire one last lightning attack. It bounces off Lucas's Franklin Badge, a key item that deflects lightning. Which means it bounces right back at Claus and kills him instantly.

I love how this fight robs the player of all agency to force the sense of hopelessness, frustrate you with the fact that you're playing a battle you can't even do anything in. You have to just sit there and watch the tragedy unfold. There's nothing you can do. He's too far gone.

missingno wrote on July 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM

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it's like declaring uno, I'm ready to win with one more tile

missingno wrote on July 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM

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