take em out take em out take em out take em out take em out!

What if i was not gonna have kids anyway

I don't let my tenants sublet. Or have guests over. Or enter the property.

Too much noise and wear and tear.

I felt self conscious that people might be taking my post as me calling platner haters (which includes me) that so I wanted to pierce the veil of irony to make sure people knew I was laughing at platner ride or dies who used terms like that.

Here is the article if you want to read it:

https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/graham-platner-loses-washingtons

Basically he was saying (this was about a month ago) that people who hate Platner are ken doll, sexless dorks who don't get how Real Americans are. It was part of the "Platner shows the end of democratic HR lady politics" thing that was going around.

It was a shame because much of the time I like klippenstein's work. But that was a bonehead take. At the time we knew a bunch of bad stuff about him but not this and my reaction to it was just that it was a bizarre thing to say.

I feel that I should explain what this means... Ken Klippenstein wrote a notorious article about how platner proves that "smoothgroins" are out moded. Now that Platner is resigning aparently, all the "smoothgroins" (which if you define it as people critical of platner) are saying "i told you so".

If you don't know what this means good

We're gonna invent the bacta tank from star wars but it's just for cleaning you up. Dip yourself in fluid and it gets in all the nooks and crannies and cleans you up good and proper.

fucke mine ftupid chudde Lyfe

I saw the title of the if books pod and it made me think this post, bit I kept it in my backlog instead of listening to it right away. I was devastated that they made this joke line one; if I had known that I wouldn't have posted this. I am NOT a post thief.

Sounds like we have the perfect opening for you in the Disposable Goon department then!

Sure you can be The General (same pay and benefits as Disposable Goon and same rank but everyone has to call you The General)

I've decided: america should go communist.

Hmm.... You can probably make it as a Disposable Goon. You're hired.

Our pay and benefits for Disposable Goons is competitive with similar companies in the industry!