SWORDSCROSSED wrote on May 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in i need dried cranberries, STAT by flabberghaster

I thought you were making muffins?

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on May 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM

Reply to i need dried cranberries, STAT by flabberghaster

Could you use frozen berries? They work fine in cakes, at least.

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM

Reply to Silly Names For 3D Mario Sequels by twovests

New series idea: Duper Mario

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM

Reply to vegetable flatbread and leftover birthday cake by WRETCHEDSORCERESS

Happy birthday!

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in WATER IS SO GOOD by hollyhoppet

Sounds like you might enjoy swimming

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM

Reply to yeah but how are the cartridges going to taste? by hollyhoppet

With their tongues, I think

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM

Reply to Should Jstpst add a chatbot? Should the chatbot throb and wiggle until you open it? Should it open itself anyways? Should it reappear when you close it? I think we should add sound effects. It should take 600MB RAM and 99% CPU utilization I think. Does anyone want this? by twovests

Uh… no?

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM

Reply to Curried lentils over basmati rice by rain

Sounds great!

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on March 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM (edited on March 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM)

Reply to comment by nomorepie in Last night I dreamt I got banned here but now there’s bookmarks instead by SWORDSCROSSED

Praise be /user/emma and /user/twovests. Amen

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM

Reply to sorry i got too many tasks to do to crouton this baby by Mariondavis

That's crazy. I don't even know what that means

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM

Reply to how do you type with boxing gloves on? by missingno

This

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM

Reply to boy bawang chichacorn makes my nose go itchy and idk why by nitori

I thought the "boy" was an exclamation at the start of your post but I see now.

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM

Reply to comment by SWORDSCROSSED in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

Update: it was actually an ad for a limited edition Snoopy Evian bottle, lol

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM

Reply to Reply to this post if you want me to lay a SICK OWN on you by flabberghaster

Please don’t :-(

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM

Reply to comment by rain in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

This post was prompted by an ad I saw outside of a bodega… something along the lines of “we sell Evian here”

I’m not sure I could ever imagine any normal person seeing this and immediately rushing in to get their fix

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM

Reply to comment by neku in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

Yeah, sometimes I think I don’t appreciate having drinkable tap waterwater enough. It’s all I could ever need

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM (edited on February 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM)

Reply to comment by underscores in Any vicarious livers in the chat? by SWORDSCROSSED

I’ve never splone vicariously, personally.

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SWORDSCROSSED wrote on May 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on May 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM

Taking the flannel off your waist is basically lesbian seppuku

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM

I guess dei stands for da economy increases

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM

Marine mystery of octopus riding shark

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM

Something nobody tells you about early adulthood is that a large portion of your social interactions will be stumbling across former coworkers and acquaintances who are now bald