With their tongues, I think

Uh… no?

Sounds great!

Praise be /user/emma and /user/twovests. Amen

That's crazy. I don't even know what that means

This

I thought the "boy" was an exclamation at the start of your post but I see now.

Update: it was actually an ad for a limited edition Snoopy Evian bottle, lol

Please don’t :-(

This post was prompted by an ad I saw outside of a bodega… something along the lines of “we sell Evian here”

I’m not sure I could ever imagine any normal person seeing this and immediately rushing in to get their fix

Yeah, sometimes I think I don’t appreciate having drinkable tap waterwater enough. It’s all I could ever need

I’ve never splone vicariously, personally.

I think your second example sounds very wrong to me, I’d have to reword it like “a type of fruit we don’t know the origin of”

L Lawliet:

I really hate that this exists