SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM

Reply to Silly Names For 3D Mario Sequels by twovests

New series idea: Duper Mario

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM

Reply to vegetable flatbread and leftover birthday cake by WRETCHEDSORCERESS

Happy birthday!

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in WATER IS SO GOOD by hollyhoppet

Sounds like you might enjoy swimming

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM

Reply to yeah but how are the cartridges going to taste? by hollyhoppet

With their tongues, I think

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM

Reply to Should Jstpst add a chatbot? Should the chatbot throb and wiggle until you open it? Should it open itself anyways? Should it reappear when you close it? I think we should add sound effects. It should take 600MB RAM and 99% CPU utilization I think. Does anyone want this? by twovests

Uh… no?

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM

Reply to Curried lentils over basmati rice by rain

Sounds great!

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on March 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM (edited on March 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM)

Reply to comment by nomorepie in Last night I dreamt I got banned here but now there’s bookmarks instead by SWORDSCROSSED

Praise be /user/emma and /user/twovests. Amen

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM

Reply to sorry i got too many tasks to do to crouton this baby by Mariondavis

That's crazy. I don't even know what that means

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM

Reply to how do you type with boxing gloves on? by missingno

This

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM

Reply to boy bawang chichacorn makes my nose go itchy and idk why by nitori

I thought the "boy" was an exclamation at the start of your post but I see now.

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM

Reply to comment by SWORDSCROSSED in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

Update: it was actually an ad for a limited edition Snoopy Evian bottle, lol

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM

Reply to Reply to this post if you want me to lay a SICK OWN on you by flabberghaster

Please don’t :-(

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM

Reply to comment by rain in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

This post was prompted by an ad I saw outside of a bodega… something along the lines of “we sell Evian here”

I’m not sure I could ever imagine any normal person seeing this and immediately rushing in to get their fix

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM

Reply to comment by neku in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

Yeah, sometimes I think I don’t appreciate having drinkable tap waterwater enough. It’s all I could ever need

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM (edited on February 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM)

Reply to comment by underscores in Any vicarious livers in the chat? by SWORDSCROSSED

I’ve never splone vicariously, personally.

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM

Reply to Is this a new speech construction? It feels off to me. But I keep hearing it especially in the last couple of years. by flabberghaster

I think your second example sounds very wrong to me, I’d have to reword it like “a type of fruit we don’t know the origin of”

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM

Reply to light is kind of crazy by neku

L Lawliet:

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SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM

I guess dei stands for da economy increases

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM

Marine mystery of octopus riding shark

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM

Something nobody tells you about early adulthood is that a large portion of your social interactions will be stumbling across former coworkers and acquaintances who are now bald