If crouton is so great why isn't there a crouton 2- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

"team shanghai alice" more like just "team" (rip shanghai too, reduced to just an ability card cameo in touhou 18)

technically one could say it's touhou 11 since she can be marisa's partner but she literally has no portrait or appearance there unlike in touhou 8. she's literally just a shottype 😭

You can use V3 to get suggestions in your homepage while having watch history disabled. You also get the 2014 layout of YouTube as a treat

it seemed beyond dispute that sixty years ago some of these gooners would have been fathers. Small-business owners.

Critical support to the gooning movement for preventing teenaged men from becoming petit-bourgeois

holy shit, touhou girls kissing in my notifications

the pregnancy from oral sex case is even more surprising imo lol

"I need you to solve cancer!"

"Please, no more Folding @ Home problems... beep boop..."

Damn, so Foul Detective Satori is a sci-fi manga all along

200 minutes of Nitori propaganda

nope, doesn't seem like you can. I mean you can if it's just f/just_post, but it doesn't link to jstpst.net. And prepending a forward slash (i.e. /f/just_post) makes Postmill complain about invalid URL

Finally finished reading all of ts

Funnily they do make good points; like when was the last time Reimu's gohei become important and relevant gameplay-wise actually in the mainline games? Touhou 14 I guess but even then you can just either play as Marisa or Sakuya there or use the other ReimuB that doesn't use her gohei (you could also do a no focus no bombs run with ReimuA since it's only the focused shot and bomb that uses her gohei). Other than that game it leaves us with.. Touhou 1. Where the button used for bombing in later games is simply Reimu waving her gohei. A simple but important gameplay mechanic to precisely deflect her yin-yang ball falling to her.

Another part I could kinda agree with is how boring the midboss and boss fights are in (Windows) Touhou, where you just align yourself horizontally to the boss to maximize damage, and you and the boss barely move, outside of survival spell cards. Funnily again this vindicates my belief of Touhou 2 being peak Touhou (even Touhou 4 and 5 unfortunately suffer a bit from this problem in a few stages, probably because TH04 introduced focused movement, but still not as bad as Windows era); because in that game you and the boss do move a lot. Stage 3 perhaps is the best example of this, where the boss isn't just one single area you need to shoot at and you have to move a lot. Touhou 2, being supposedly a parody of the STG genre (like Touhou 1 was a parody of Arkanoid), ironically ends up being the best representation of STG of all Touhous!