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Dogmantra wrote
same as every year, [ozy & millie reference]
cowloom wrote
Honestly I can't think of any. I've improved my life over the past few years in all the ways I'm able to control, so I guess my resolution is to keep up the good work?
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to This morning by nomorepie
#TUESDAY 🫡
cowloom OP wrote
Reply to comment by nomorepie in Sorry for not posting much recently, I was on vacation last week by cowloom
Aside from the typical family drama, yes I did!
nomorepie wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in You're making pasta. Pasta in a pot, sauce in a saucepan. But some of the sauce is stuck in the jar. Worry not: Halfway through cooking, put some of the pasta water into the jar, shake, and transfer into the saucepan. The starches in the water will thicken the sauce and bond to the pasta. Delicious. by twovests
You Will Make The Pasta.
nomorepie wrote
Reply to You're making pasta. Pasta in a pot, sauce in a saucepan. But some of the sauce is stuck in the jar. Worry not: Halfway through cooking, put some of the pasta water into the jar, shake, and transfer into the saucepan. The starches in the water will thicken the sauce and bond to the pasta. Delicious. by twovests
This is real. Pro chefs even tell you to do it
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Elon Musk Hired A Convicted Felon To Dig Up Dirt On The Cave Rescuer by mm_
this has been verified as a patriot fact
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in You're making pasta. Pasta in a pot, sauce in a saucepan. But some of the sauce is stuck in the jar. Worry not: Halfway through cooking, put some of the pasta water into the jar, shake, and transfer into the saucepan. The starches in the water will thicken the sauce and bond to the pasta. Delicious. by twovests
make the pasta
👁️👁️
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in My back's been on the verge of going out for like a week and it finally just went by flabberghaster
:D
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in My back's been on the verge of going out for like a week and it finally just went by flabberghaster
it did actually!
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to You're making pasta. Pasta in a pot, sauce in a saucepan. But some of the sauce is stuck in the jar. Worry not: Halfway through cooking, put some of the pasta water into the jar, shake, and transfer into the saucepan. The starches in the water will thicken the sauce and bond to the pasta. Delicious. by twovests
none of this is true; i'm not making pasta. why are you making these baseless accusations about me?
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Elon Musk Hired A Convicted Felon To Dig Up Dirt On The Cave Rescuer by mm_
he does but it's a new poster that's the previous poster and he had an ai edit in a cybertruck. it looks like shit
Ruby OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in my new year's resolution is to make the "this year i'm going to get my life together for real" mindset last at least a week into the new year this time by Ruby
new year doesn't start for another 11 and a half hours here so i don't have to start trying to improve my life until then
twovests wrote
Reply to My back's been on the verge of going out for like a week and it finally just went by flabberghaster
Did the hot bath help? :(
twovests wrote
Reply to my new year's resolution is to make the "this year i'm going to get my life together for real" mindset last at least a week into the new year this time by Ruby
how is it working so far?
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in accidentally told an incredibly offensive 'joke' irl and alienated people. but the 'joke' was a true fact about me with no humorous intent by twovests
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/12/a-slice-of-charles-and-dianas-wedding-cake-has-sold-for-2500.html This was the story that was being reported on the radio!
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Elon Musk Hired A Convicted Felon To Dig Up Dirt On The Cave Rescuer by mm_
do you think he still does this
twovests OP wrote
coming back to this:
i've tried therapy a few times since this. i was convinced by (1) rick and morty's "pickle rick" episode, and then (2) "call her daddy" the podcast.
the first time, i felt very much like i was having color-by-numbers being done on me.
the second time, they almost explicitly told me, "i'm only here to prescribe conditions so people can get medical marijuana or other drugs. that's why these sessions cost $200 and aren't covered by insurance. we usually don't do second sessions"
this most recent time, i feel like i'm very much having color-by-numbers being done on me.
i don't have anxiety! i'm socially confident and i don't need to work on that! i'm not depressed! i don't want to spend 10 hours and $300 across two months building rapport! i have "crazy brain" and i'd like to work on that please!
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Reply to my brain is a rapidly oscillating metronome, going from "breasts should be desexualized, it's unfair for men* to walk around topless when women** can't" to "damn, why are tiddies the sexiest thing ever" by cowloom
I've been thinking about the "free the nipple" movement as I've started to develop breasts.
"Free the nipple" seemed like an obvious, discrete, small, and easily-attainable Feminism Win.
There are a few states where you can technically go topless after a federal win in the 2010s, but even then, so much of public life is on private property, both online and in person. And the stigma is still pretty huge.
You can sexualize breasts, that's fine. There are plenty of body parts that are sexy. People with great forearms are allowed to sleeveless, you can walk around with a bikini bottom that shows off your entire ass and legs. And for the foot fetishists out there, I imagine it must be really hard to visit a place like the beach.
But nipples, apparently, are still obscene. Ugh.
And now, with the Supreme Court the way it is, and with society backsliding so hard, I don't think we'll see even this. It's not like "free the nipple" is the only metric in the Feminism Barometer, but man.
You'd think, "Hey men, you'll get to see more titties if women get this one right! And hey, human rights are even more important than that! Human rights are good!" would be a winning argument. But nope.
twovests wrote (edited )
Reply to when is your last day of work 2024 [Aa] by oolong
Tomorrow, the 31st. First day is the 1st. B)
SOMEONE'S gotta fix all the AI-generated mistakes my coworkers have committed!!
(this is an exaggerated statement) (i am just being silly, i love my coworkers) (not happy about the AI stuff though)
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Reply to My back's been on the verge of going out for like a week and it finally just went by flabberghaster
Oof the worst! Hope you recover soon…
rain wrote
Have a good microbe monday! Remember there are microbes in kisses, the dear little things.
Ok you made me giggle, thank you!
twovests wrote
Reply to what's your new years resolution this year? by hollyhoppet
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