oh this is the redesign your logo pdf right?

what did I win and or lose

The credits

Please only give the world a squeeze in an approved Juicero Juicer, use of other tools or bare hands to squeeze the world constitutes a breach of our terms of service.

only Juicero understands that if you start out at rock bottom there's nowhere to go but up babey!

My friend got really into watches a couple of years ago and one of his faves is his regular cheap Casio. Personally I'd wanna go for a calculator one, but I do love the classic designs :D

now there are two of them! this is getting out of hand!

I was at a thing a couple of weeks ago, there were about 12 of us and people decided to order food, it said that it was split into two which we guessed was because of it being a big order and weight limits or something. Anyway all the food showed up with the first delivery, but a second driver arrived regardless and was like yeah they just gave me an empty bag. I don't understand??

yeah godot is good, I have been dipping my toes into it recently and also FOSS is also a fantastic term to know & use, has saved me from many bad programs and found me nice alternatives!

I would like to go on record as having been pro-accordion for my whole life.

congrats, you won the secret game by making the first one of these that works in my accent!

I made a specific decision several years back to cut out "stupid", "idiot", "moron", etc from my vocabulary and honestly even if we set aside any ethical considerations I think it's forced me to either:

• be nicer because the only thing I had to say was one of those words
• articulate what was actually wrong with the thing that the person did or said

Both of these options generally lead to a better world, imo. I would recommend this to anyone, even if they don't agree that it's not great morally to call people stupid.

well there's this one which is also sadly not in chronological order but is quite fun

the word spelled never looked wrong to me (spelt is the british english version) but now it really looks weird to me

birds drink cloaca-cola

I think I like irn bru a bit more if it's cold, but pretty much everything else is Just Better when unrefrigerated.

original flavour from a room temperature can

they did a collab with They Might Be Giants too

I remember playing this game a fair bit at the same sort of time I played runescape

hello hoppet!

I like the green ones

my favourite was when he said beam me up scotty

that one tells me service unavailable ;_; I think I'm just not allowed to view images anymore :((((

despite his explicit instructions!???? you are more powerful than I thought!

not even... this guy?