twovests
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Reply to it's transgender thursday tomorrow by neku
YEAHHHHHHH WOOOO YARGHHHHHH
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Reply to Wealth, shown to scale by twovests
Worth noting, it ends with the "We cannot accept this level of inequality any longer.". I confirmed, and checked the source.
Still a lot of scrolling left over after that of empty page.
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Reply to You wouldn't believe it if I told you by twovests
this was about being unable to sleep on december 31st, 2024. in my bed, i decided to masturbate, as one does.
i ejaculate, and fireworks erupt outside. "wuh," i say, and my watch goes 'bump-bump'. as the new year was coming, so was i.
please clap
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Reply to comment by neku in i think the people are ready to have parasocial relationships with artificial intelligence social media influencers. we're ready for it by twovests
I'm sorry for selling you an NFT collection. Clearly the world still isn't ready for that.
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Reply to One game to play in 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025 by Alessia
all it takes is starting it up once to get me playing for weeks. don't say this
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in What do you think it means to say you're "good at cooking"? by flabberghaster
The scale is good because you don't need to dirty measuring cups or anything else. Everything in one or two bowls! Amazing feeling
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Reply to mango flavoured coconut milk yogurt by Jenheadjen
yesssssssss
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Reply to made a bsky thread about ten 2024 videogames by devtesla
Woah, good list, thank u
Marvel Rivals is good because it runs on Linux and does not have kernel anti-cheat, but one guy makes portals which degrade performance from ~90FPS to ~2SPF on my machine.
"Codenames app" is something I would never have considered until your recommendation. Turns out their Privacy Policy (translated) appears to be pretty good. It's long because it's specific, not because it's horrific.
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Reply to comment by sleepySoliloquist in why are SO many chasers MAGAs? (nsfw discussion) by twovests
This really connects it together. If someone isn't aware of their hypocrisy, then they just might be getting off to it :(
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Reply to comment by rain in why are SO many chasers MAGAs? (nsfw discussion) by twovests
From what I understand, he wasn't even inquiring to BUY anything. He's reaching out and asking her to meet him all the rest of the way. Agreed, I think this is shit behavior
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in why are SO many chasers MAGAs? (nsfw discussion) by twovests
I've been thinking about this. When I was in my teens, I just assumed everyone thought about things critically, but the capacity for humans to internalize enough facts and to think well precluded them from doing it too well. Now I'm realizing there are people who never think critically.
Maybe I'm being too generous even to think this dude recognizes the hypocrisy. Man
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If someone is "good at cooking", I'd say they have the confidence to operate in their own kitchen space, and the capacity to make a good handful of meals from memory without any mistakes. They should be able to determine if their ingredients are fresh or not. They should know enough to know the terminology, be able to piece apart what parts really matter in a recipe, and be able to bake a few things. They should also have some baking competency.
That said, "good at cooking" might just be something someone tells you when you use a lot of butter, sugar, or salt in the meal.
And, by god, they should be using a scale for measuring whenever possible.
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Reply to comment by oneviolence in 🧙 casting a spell on this whole website by flabberghaster
it didn't work :(
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Reply to i like music by hollyhoppet
:D
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Reply to comment by emma in you are funnier and more interesting than you think! by hollyhoppet
yeah
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in i just thought of a new kind of monster, this one scarier than any heretofore conceived by flabberghaster
great. now i have to change my pants.
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Reply to i just thought of a new kind of monster, this one scarier than any heretofore conceived by flabberghaster
can you describe it?
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Reply to comment by toasthaste in allow me to play devil's avocado by hollyhoppet
The Legend of Zelda: Devil's Avocado of Time
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Reply to did nobody see the joke in my new years resolution post or did y'all just independently decide to serious reply to it? by hollyhoppet
i thought you were asking sincerely but responding humorously
i didn't know a way to acknowledge it other than repeating your joke. my new year's resolution is 1280x800, a real resolution i once had on a real computer
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Elon Musk Hired A Convicted Felon To Dig Up Dirt On The Cave Rescuer by mm_
this has been verified as a patriot fact
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in You're making pasta. Pasta in a pot, sauce in a saucepan. But some of the sauce is stuck in the jar. Worry not: Halfway through cooking, put some of the pasta water into the jar, shake, and transfer into the saucepan. The starches in the water will thicken the sauce and bond to the pasta. Delicious. by twovests
make the pasta
👁️👁️
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Reply to it is wednesday my doobs by hollyhoppet
no it isn't!