maybe not rly a swear, but heard recently

"you must've been the inspiration for piñatas"

fellow poster

i hope this post (or "ting" i've heard the kids call them these days) finds you well

phrases that can start a good faith social interaction like "hello" are truly delightful

how many words would have been left unsaid without those sweet syllables

and now it seems like there is only one thing left to say

hello!

carrot cake and everything fruity *nom nom*