twovests
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Reply to comment by neku in accidentally told an incredibly offensive 'joke' irl and alienated people. but the 'joke' was a true fact about me with no humorous intent by twovests
another funny seinfeld moment was when i was listening to a radio story about a similarity between a recent event and a seinfeld episode. with the car AC and fan on high, i had the radio up as well.
the radio show ended with an extended "seinfeld" theme song that played as i rolled into the driveway, turning off my car (and so AC and fans)
as i pulled in, the seinfeld theme blaring, my housemate exited the house and looked at my quizically.
from his perspective, the seinfeld theme song was my "driving around" music
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Reply to comment by neku in accidentally told an incredibly offensive 'joke' irl and alienated people. but the 'joke' was a true fact about me with no humorous intent by twovests
i wouldn't share it if it wasn't funny 8)
either way if it comes up again, i'll clarify and anybody who had bad will towards me will be mortified, i am sure
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Reply to the new food pyramid just dropped by hollyhoppet
internet explodes and this is one of the few things left for archaeologists of the future
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Reply to Pizza wrap for breakfast by nitori
not sure what misskey is but the key thing is ur posts have never missed
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Reply to comment by emma in the original zelda is a game so good they remade it 9 times. the reason was it sucks by twovests
that's why it was never remade. you can't improve on perfection
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Reply to my body feels like it is dying by ___
oh no
what's happening? :(
you can vent more here if you would like
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Reply to comment by neku in the gower brothers (of runescape frame) are making another, better runescape, called "Brighter Shores" by twovests
normally i'm not on the angry gamer wave but modern runescape has very few of the qualities that made the original attractive
they released "old school runescape" and it's outperformed modern runescape ("evolution of combat") for 9 years now. it's about 5x more popular
but it's quite a grindy game so either way they're condemned
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Reply to very sweet black tea by anethum
sometimes tea can be a pleasant dessert and that's a good thing
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Reply to vegan bacon sandwich by Jenheadjen
i would like to know more. is vegan bacon good now?
(i ask this earnestly-- i don't think bacon is particularly good, but this seems like a difficult thing to imitate, especially without egg and gelatin)
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this is fantastic news !!
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Reply to The end of the MrBeast era by neku
i think it will be very funny if he's remembered as an auteur who eschewed capital for an uncompromising execution of his artistic vision
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in The Cars' Just What I Needed but the title is replaced by Mario from Mario Advance saying it by hollyhoppet
what secret?
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in The Cars' Just What I Needed but the title is replaced by Mario from Mario Advance saying it by hollyhoppet
your secret is safe with me!
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in The Cars' Just What I Needed but the title is replaced by Mario from Mario Advance saying it by hollyhoppet
you would be amazed by the music i do not know. you probably could not list music i know
EDIT: i am being sincere, i don't know most popular songs. you are not old, i am simply uncultured, and most of the things i listen to are made by people i personally know. i know only a scant few popular songs, like "the ABCs", "rudolph the red nosed reindeer", and "hey there delilah what is it like in new york city". but that's about it
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Reply to comment by twovests in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
post updated to be extra funney
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Reply to In regards to my post in f/lunch by 500poundsofnothing
tell me about the corndogs
my only reference are the microwave ones one might buy in bulk for a freezer
they make for abysmal popsicles but are decent when hot
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Reply to Balatro suggestion (balatro spoilers) by cute_spider
thank u for these details
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Reply to "End Of Road For GOTMILF License Plate", 2004, "The Smoking Gun". DOCUMENT: Crime. Article starts, "JULY 21--This is the story of GOTMILF. In May 2002, ..." by twovests
clarifying my position on christmas -- part 2
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Reply to The Cars' Just What I Needed but the title is replaced by Mario from Mario Advance saying it by hollyhoppet
i have not heard this song before.
for anyone curious, this is the original, but i don't think there's any reason to listen to this over the mario version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvy2yqUHLLg
thank u for posting
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in clarifying my position on christmas (part 1) by twovests
posting is dying and with god as my witness i will make sure its flame is brightest before the ember
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Reply to comment by I_got_killed_one_time in clarifying my position on christmas (part 1) by twovests
this is my therapists position too
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Reply to comment by neku in clarifying my position on christmas (part 1) by twovests
no. this is because in 2009 on a runescape forum someone replied to me with "it is time to stop posting" and i got absolutely incensed about it. i still think about it regularly
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet
this but unironically a little bit
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Reply to sombre announcement by oolong
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