The Piss Christ of jstpst.net, i've been saying this for many years and people grow increasingly frustrated by it because they don't want to admit I'm right.

Do you think Jedi ever write Sithy Hypno stories on their little holocrons?

It ate nine!!!

In the 2000s, YouTubers asked the question, "will it blend" and put the iPhone into a food processor. In 2026 the new iPhone will have a set of spinning knives you can use to make a fruit smoothie on the go, perfect for your busy, affluent middle class lifestyle.

It all comes full circle.

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I think they're fine but probably annoying if overused

I still wish Mastodon were the main place people were going but it's not, and bluesky seems, so far at least, like it's going fairly well.

I don't think any of us are qualified to say

Crunchy cookies are better for dipping in milk, IMO. If they get crunchy enough, they're a biscotti, a cookie famous for it's dipping abilities.

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