Fucked up to name your kid after the grateful dead guy. Deadheads need to chill

Well his last name is Jerry, for starters

Stop imagining things and GET A JOB

A lot of people learn how to ride a bike as an adult, and it's arguably easier than learning as a kid!

Many parents start their kids off on training wheels but the thing is that's not really a good way to do it. I think it's better to just get a bike, and then walk around on it a bit, maybe coast a little and see how long you can stay upright just coasting; if you start to fall just put your foot down. Keep doing that until you can reliably balance, and only then start concerning yourself with pedaling.

I really think it'll be easier than you think and hanging out at a park screwing around on a bike for an afternoon could be fun. Plus, knowing how to ride a bike can never be a bad thing! You should do it if you want, don't be embarrassed to try!

very very basic, almost more of a salad tbh. Very veggie and bread heavy, and light on the bacon.

Fuck yeah that's awesome!

Plus you now get to tell people "I use Linux actually 😏" and have them think you're really cool

that's shocking and offensive to me

I read the article but I couldn't disagree more. I have typed up a six paragraph, extremely condescending comment that just regurgitates conventional wisdom like I invented the concept of programming myself, and is based on a basic misreading of the OP.

That was a joke about scentrism fyi

They'd prefer herbal tea due to it being the strongest smelling of the conventional beverages