pinecone_fish wrote on August 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM

Reply to I encountered a bug in my work software. I should be allowed to start killing by 500poundsofnothing

i agree with you. also I should be allowed to start killing too. thanks.

pinecone_fish wrote on July 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM

Reply to guy who pronouns "none" by I_got_killed_one_time

i asked to explain but said didn't need to.

pinecone_fish wrote on July 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM

Reply to my list of favourite musical instruments by Dogmantra

is harpsichord included in 4? it should be

pinecone_fish wrote on July 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM

Reply to comment by underscores in i made this post - ama by underscores

very impressive! so much had to come together just right for this post to happen in this world.

pinecone_fish wrote on July 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM

Reply to i made this post - ama by underscores

how did you do it?

pinecone_fish wrote on July 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM

Reply to I wonder what Just Post thinks of the new Donkey Kong by twovests

I'm not its target market at all (I mostly play cheap indie point and clicks on PC) but my partner's been watching it on twitch and My Verdict: it's kinda ugly? I'm generally not a fan of having a track in void, it feels lazy and unfulfilling. And color-wise, just feels incoherent.

pinecone_fish wrote on July 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM

Reply to comment by oneviolence in This is a gablepost! Everyone reflect on your favorite architectural element! by flabberghaster

yeah, stairs are a great way to dissipate that potential energy in short intervals when descending. way fewer broken bones this way.

pinecone_fish wrote on July 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM

Reply to comment by Moonside in what sunscreen do you use? [Aa] by oolong

I do too but they're not reef safe :( so I'm trying to make my peace with looking like a sad mime all summer.

pinecone_fish wrote on May 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM

Reply to comment by skookin in Any time you see a politics headline, you can mentally replace the phrase "melts down" with "doesn't care" for a more accurate headline by cute_spider

Colbert and Stewart have so much to answer for.

pinecone_fish wrote on May 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM

Reply to Did people take pleasure in Reagan's slow death? (Content warning for ableism, AIDS, alzheimers and dementia, and whatnot). by twovests

Then, Reagan died a slow, horrible death from Alzheimers. I would anticipate gay celebration of cosmic justice, but I see none. Why?

Easy answer: crab rave didn't exist.

More seriously, I think the internet has allowed us to celebrate deaths by connecting us with other people who don't find that sort of thing "in bad taste". Some social critic who's smarter than me could say more...

pinecone_fish wrote on May 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM

Reply to Taking the flannel off your waist is basically lesbian seppuku by SWORDSCROSSED

you're supposed to have at least 2 for that exact reason.

pinecone_fish OP wrote on May 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM

Reply to comment by missingno in The just_post conclave; apply today! by pinecone_fish

Me neither!
If it may interest you, the author decided to write the book because he really wanted to kill a monk.
seems like a common answer! glad we've solved that bit of theo-philosophy (i guess that's not a real term? extra points to whoever pledges to make it one.)
A seasteading pope! can I run the pirate radio?
oh, those two. They realized that absolute truth doesn't exist, so neither can absolute falsehood. One of them still lies all the time, and one of them tells the truth, it's just you can't tell the difference anymore.