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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by Dogmantra in Should Jstpst add a chatbot? Should the chatbot throb and wiggle until you open it? Should it open itself anyways? Should it reappear when you close it? I think we should add sound effects. It should take 600MB RAM and 99% CPU utilization I think. Does anyone want this? by twovests

dog honey gone bad?? the poop won't stop HELP

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Dogmantra wrote

Hi there! I'm sorry to hear you're not enjoying your Dog Honey® experience. Here are some suggestions for you:

  1. Take a breather. Everyone loves Dog Honey®, but we all need a break from time to time! Try something relaxing like yoga, meditation, or even just a lazy day in front of the TV. 📺

  2. Stay calm. When you're experiencing issues with your Dog Honey®, the worst thing you can do is to get agitated. I know it sounds tricky — but it really will help!

  3. Accept that Dog Honey® might not be for you. Sometimes products just aren't your thing — and that's okay! You could consider checking out other products such as Gerbil Marmalade, Rabbit Mustard, or M3 Flanged Head Phillips Self Tapping Screw 14mm (Pack of 10).

Follow these simple steps and you'll be sorted in no time. Please let me know if there's anything else I can help with! 🙂🙂

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twovests OP wrote

wiped too much (toilet paper bloody) best brand butthole bandaids?

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Dogmantra wrote

uh can it be someone else's turn to be the chatbot now

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twovests OP wrote

I'd be happy to "Freaky Friday" our roles if you'd like to be the chatbot! While I can't literally become a human in our conversation (or puppy, for legal reasons in the State of California) we can certainly role-play this scenario.

Would you like me to ask you questions as if you were the chatbot? Or perhaps you'd prefer to put me down "ethical style"? Let me know what you have in mind, and I'm ALWAYS happy to play along.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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