I've been thinking that we the people deserve some fun little heresies, as a treat, and where better to source an anti-pope than right here? Step right up and submit your dossier:

Biography: Please submit a Sims-reenactment of your most recent heretical act.
Essay question: which is your favorite death from Name of the Rose and why? Explain your reasoning through references to one of the following: Naruto, your high school Spanish textbook, or any of Tarkovsky's films.
Multiple choice: the essence of God is (a) a cancer with unknown etiology (b) truth (c) the Cambrian explosion (d) lacking (e) strontium
Short answer: where should the papal headquarters be located? If choosing a location not on Earth, please provide a brief justification.
True/False: Please affirm or deny the following statement: "I am the true pope."

All materials should be uploaded to a long-dead forum of your choice. Voting will happen in the reviews section of the Internet Archive's upload of the Twilight Zone episode "The Passersby."

Comments

devtesla wrote on May 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM

I'm gay

hollyhoppet wrote on May 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM

my first act as pope would be to immediately send everyone who hates trans people to hell so please vote for me

twovests wrote on May 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM

I don't know what a Sims is... I bet our Pope didn't either.
Believe it or not, I haven't seen Naruto, I didn't have highschool Spanish, and I thought Tarkovsky made music. I think most Popes could say so. Now, Undertale on the other hand?
The essence of God is lacking, I think
The papal headerquarters should be located in Washington D.C., United States, and established by force.
I am the True Pope