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Ruby OP wrote

The fact that it's already my middle name does make it easier if i end up deciding to swap them afterall. I only last year finished up getting my name legally changed to Jennifer on all my legal documents and IDs so i don't really want to go through all that again so soon, if I do change to Ruby I'll probably leave Jennifer as my legal name and just go by my middle, maybe get it all changed again in a few years if it sticks

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anethum wrote

Reply to just_poop by twovests

recently my diet/eating routine was changed such that at one point i could only poop once a week. i had to learn to live with a little bit of stomach discomfort in-between poops (but not enough discomfort to reach critical mass, like). currently back to a little bit of regularity, though.

a few years ago i tried oats in part to buff up the fiber count. not for the big meals but it was practically my main snack. it gave me constipation instead. also i was/is a miserable cook so i couldn't really make anything nice out of oats in the first place. so a bit sad that that didn't work out

the nice thing about cleaning your butt with water is that you don't have to worry about your sticky shit making you go through way too many papers. (also a ton of places in the global south (don't really like the term but hhhhh) still don't use toilet paper. they do go through way too much water in return, though.)

re: male gaze comedy -- you don't joke about wiping making you feel a little bit gay so at least you're good on that front. also it stops being "male gaze" by virtue of you twovests being the one talking about it.

fully automated luxury space pooping

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flabberghaster wrote (edited )

The thing with creating clones of extinct species (which is not what they did) is that those species went extinct for reasons.

If we cut down all the forests and the birds who depend on the trees die off as a result, and then create clones of those birds, they'll just die off again unless we put the forests back, which we are not doing.

If all the bugs die because the earth is now too hot for them to survive, and we create clones of them, the clones will all just die again.

This is a gimmick but ultimately it's "feeding cats to the coyotes."

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cowloom wrote

Happy birthday! Sorry for the belated comment, I wanted to answer yesterday, but the website timed out every time I tried to post a comment. I hope you had a great day yesterday, and have another one today!

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Alessia wrote

Reply to just_poop by twovests

I appreciate pooping, in fact I appreciate it so much I've kept a log of every poop I've done since January 2021. You record so many useful facts, for example I can tell you in all those years I've only experience ten type 7s. However this has had the knockon effect of everyone knowing my friend group Discord server as 'the poop server'.

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