recently my diet/eating routine was changed such that at one point i could only poop once a week. i had to learn to live with a little bit of stomach discomfort in-between poops (but not enough discomfort to reach critical mass, like). currently back to a little bit of regularity, though.

a few years ago i tried oats in part to buff up the fiber count. not for the big meals but it was practically my main snack. it gave me constipation instead. also i was/is a miserable cook so i couldn't really make anything nice out of oats in the first place. so a bit sad that that didn't work out

the nice thing about cleaning your butt with water is that you don't have to worry about your sticky shit making you go through way too many papers. (also a ton of places in the global south (don't really like the term but hhhhh) still don't use toilet paper. they do go through way too much water in return, though.)

re: male gaze comedy -- you don't joke about wiping making you feel a little bit gay so at least you're good on that front. also it stops being "male gaze" by virtue of you twovests being the one talking about it.

fully automated luxury space pooping