You need Crouton Force Plus to stop the globalist assault on your mind!

god imagine having the opportunity to crouton alex jones

eh too much effort

What if you made a new account, /u/adminholly or something, made it an admin, and then deadminned your regular account

We're leaving it up to moderator discression.

does this apply to all people named alex jones, or just a particular alex jones?

for who.......

I’m pro big guy

caught up on my Phone In Bed sites (i save jstpst, the best for last) and now i'm going to get up out of bed the moment i hit this Post button

wokeness IS good

(edit: wokeness not wholeness. i curse autocorrect)

can't relate i'm sleeping bitch!!!!

I use a “duxtop” brand single burner induction cooktop and it uses button controls, not touch. I’m pretty fond of it actually.

happy transgender thursday!

i know "america is dying" has been discussed for decades now, but come on

our leaders are so old that "actuarial tables" come up regularly in political discussion. and that's not even the 100th worst thing about it!

YES

hawt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGoRYCbnVDg

💜💜💜

my professional opinion after being an app developer for fifteen years is only install an app if you see actual value or utility (or fun i suppose) in it. and even if you do install it, don't trust it because you've likely entered whatever bs user funnel they've concocted to guide your engagement to somehow getting them more money.

GOOD RIDDANCE

I like Apple way more than you do, but it does really feel like the magic used to be design, software, and marketing and now it's almost entirely about being insanely good at sourcing parts. I can't argue with how good a lot of their products are, but I do wish there were a wider variety of interesting things those chips were going into

I put a massive qr code that leads to the website on my sick ass car that I drive at roughly 200 pmg through school zones in.

That sounds like a good plan! Can you drift while driving at that speed?

putting banana extract in silken tofu and using that to replace bananas in the bread

a baleful bean bread which bears no bananas

I use most apps on my phone as web sites. I think apps are nice when your app uses gestures that would otherwise overlap with webbed site, or when you're doing anything computationally intensive that would otherwise be done in JavaScript (or even WASM).

Another good reason is if you do not know how to make web sites but you do know how to make apps. One of the very best reasons is when your app is a web browser.

I also get the vibe that cert pinning is easier to do in apps than websites (I make websites and not apps, but even then I know how to cert pin in an Android app when I wouldn't be able to tell you how to set up HSTS, which I don't think even does cert pinning).

But I suspect that apps are better for leveraging analytical capabilities to synergize our product development teams with our long-term business strategies while delivering shareholder value and, most importantly, delighting our customers while delivering relevant deals and offers.

for a second I thought you meant you baked tofu into your banana bread, and I was like wut