I've been holding out for awhile but the whole "Elon Musk is going to be clown president of the United States" and "Using this site makes me a nazi, and I'm not exactly Sophie Scholl so I don't have an excuse" thing makes me think "I would like to stop being a nazi"

My opinion is that I was a nazi up until 12 minutes ago, when I downloaded my archive and deactivated my accounts, and I am only exaggerating a little bit. If you're still on Twitter, tip your toes in the waters of resisting fascism! The water is inconvenient, but that's fine!

I'm ashamed I'm two years late, but if I have a choice between this slithering snake and this lever? I know where I'm crashing my dune bugger. #BetterNateThanLever #IWontMissHashtags #IThinkMakingFunOfHashtagsHasHadAnAirOfMisogynyToIt #SelfiesToo #IndecipherablePosting #DeepCuts