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twovests OP wrote

Reply to a good cuck is not just dominant, but also has all the skills of a gameshow host. this property is associative by twovests

somehow i missed all the replies to this post

while usually i am insanely rambling, i meant everything i said in this post in particular

have you ever seen a cuck in action? they're always seeking participants, directing the scene, making things move, congratulating contestants, giving rewards (snacks at the end), etc.

right?

now think about bob barker's famous personality. compare and contrast

now, in addition to all this, i think this counts as being dominant. but in a secret way

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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in Tenga review by twovests

i don't mean "avant garde" entirely earnestly. i'm sure there's an art history term for "appropriating the most profitable vibes from experimental art movements for jackoff toys"

(as part of research for this post, i found out a lot of them have hard unbeveled cubes, which seems painful and hilarious. if people are grating their junk with these then maybe that counts as avant garde? or dadaist?)

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twovests OP wrote (edited )

Reply to Tenga review by twovests

(jokes aside, don't google tenga if you don't know what it is. they're not desk toys. the joke is that they're avant-garde jackoff devices.)

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twovests wrote (edited )

Reply to OFFICIAL EBIKE VERDICT by flabberghaster

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