going to art school so my master's thesis can be a defense of how tengas are avant-garde

i don't mean "avant garde" entirely earnestly. i'm sure there's an art history term for "appropriating the most profitable vibes from experimental art movements for jackoff toys"

(as part of research for this post, i found out a lot of them have hard unbeveled cubes, which seems painful and hilarious. if people are grating their junk with these then maybe that counts as avant garde? or dadaist?)