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Reply to My back's been on the verge of going out for like a week and it finally just went by flabberghaster
Did the hot bath help? :(
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Reply to comment by twovests in accidentally told an incredibly offensive 'joke' irl and alienated people. but the 'joke' was a true fact about me with no humorous intent by twovests
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/08/12/a-slice-of-charles-and-dianas-wedding-cake-has-sold-for-2500.html This was the story that was being reported on the radio!
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Elon Musk Hired A Convicted Felon To Dig Up Dirt On The Cave Rescuer by mm_
do you think he still does this
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coming back to this:
i've tried therapy a few times since this. i was convinced by (1) rick and morty's "pickle rick" episode, and then (2) "call her daddy" the podcast.
the first time, i felt very much like i was having color-by-numbers being done on me.
the second time, they almost explicitly told me, "i'm only here to prescribe conditions so people can get medical marijuana or other drugs. that's why these sessions cost $200 and aren't covered by insurance. we usually don't do second sessions"
this most recent time, i feel like i'm very much having color-by-numbers being done on me.
i don't have anxiety! i'm socially confident and i don't need to work on that! i'm not depressed! i don't want to spend 10 hours and $300 across two months building rapport! i have "crazy brain" and i'd like to work on that please!
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Reply to my brain is a rapidly oscillating metronome, going from "breasts should be desexualized, it's unfair for men* to walk around topless when women** can't" to "damn, why are tiddies the sexiest thing ever" by cowloom
I've been thinking about the "free the nipple" movement as I've started to develop breasts.
"Free the nipple" seemed like an obvious, discrete, small, and easily-attainable Feminism Win.
There are a few states where you can technically go topless after a federal win in the 2010s, but even then, so much of public life is on private property, both online and in person. And the stigma is still pretty huge.
You can sexualize breasts, that's fine. There are plenty of body parts that are sexy. People with great forearms are allowed to sleeveless, you can walk around with a bikini bottom that shows off your entire ass and legs. And for the foot fetishists out there, I imagine it must be really hard to visit a place like the beach.
But nipples, apparently, are still obscene. Ugh.
And now, with the Supreme Court the way it is, and with society backsliding so hard, I don't think we'll see even this. It's not like "free the nipple" is the only metric in the Feminism Barometer, but man.
You'd think, "Hey men, you'll get to see more titties if women get this one right! And hey, human rights are even more important than that! Human rights are good!" would be a winning argument. But nope.
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Reply to when is your last day of work 2024 [Aa] by oolong
Tomorrow, the 31st. First day is the 1st. B)
SOMEONE'S gotta fix all the AI-generated mistakes my coworkers have committed!!
(this is an exaggerated statement) (i am just being silly, i love my coworkers) (not happy about the AI stuff though)
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need an update on this
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Reply to comment by emma in "It was just the right time," President Joe Biden comments on seven-minute slopppy makeout session on the roof with Former President Doanld Trump. "It was really dry" by twovests
First, this is sitting at +1 upvotes and -9 downvotes. I am one of the downvotes. I've no idea which of these post-powered president-fucking forum freaks have voted this revolting post up.
Second, Jimmy Carter is... Oh no... Ohhoho ... Ohhnno...
Jimmy Carter is 100.25 years old, and his electability has diminished but the DNC is keeping its options open
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Reply to How often do you shut down your computer? Do you shut it down every night? Suspend to ram? Suspend to disk? by flabberghaster
Desktops never, my phone and router almost always, laptops usually (especially my Apple laptop, which seems to have good idle battery use)
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Reply to comment by WRETCHEDSORCERESS in Vegetable Fried Rice by WRETCHEDSORCERESS
You're telling me Vegeta is a plant woman??
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Reply to Someone tell me what Sonic games to play by twovests
My favorite quote from Sonic the Hedgehog is when Sonic said "I'm Sonic the Hedgehog"
My favorite quote from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is when Robotnik said "I'll get you, Tails! And Sonic the Hedgehog, too!"
My favorite quote from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is when Sonic said, "I'm Sonic the Hedgehog! Three of us are here to kick your butt!"
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Reply to throwing up 3 & knuckles: the review by emma
Please do talk to a doctor about that, that actually sounds bad and scary. I hope it's nothing
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Reply to comment by emma in Someone tell me what Sonic games to play by twovests
If that voiceline was in the game, I wouldn't have been able to tell, because of the audio mixing
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Reply to comment by twovests in Someone tell me what Sonic games to play by twovests
Update: WOW that's a bad game
It does a few things very well, but this game is defined by jank. It was bad in 2001 and it's unplayable in 2024. Every moment that felt good is subverted by the horrible controls. It's damning that this is the best of the 3D Sonics, too.
The Sonic/Shadow levels are good, the Tails/Eggman levels would be okay if it weren't for the BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEEPBEEEEEEEP, and the Knuckles/Rouge levels bring the whole thing down.
I have so much positive memory of this game that I threw away by playing it again. This one should have cooked a lot, lot longer.
I wish I had more good things to say about this. Chao Garden is the best part of the game though
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Reply to coworker offered me kombucha mother by oolong
chrimas
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Reply to comment by rain in My vote was never counted and my election officials never got back to me. by twovests
Yeah, this exactly. That's the feeling I'm getting. Maybe there's a reasonable explanation, but maybe the road to hell is lined with "benefit of the doubt".
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must have been great to wake up
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in I believe every conspiracy theory. Even contradictory ones. by flabberghaster
Have you heard of "expanding earth theory"?
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in funny psychosexual nightmares (nsfw) by twovests
I want to stress that these are all very funny dreams. A "you had to be there" thing. Like, I am simply the victim of a Bugs Bunny or a Clown perhaps, but there is no malicious intent.
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in shadow's story is one of radical self acceptance. you are all of you. never forget it by twovests
sure but that's just what self acceptance is. you're already doing stellar
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Reply to Someone tell me what Sonic games to play by twovests
Update: I am just playing "Sonic Adventure 2 Battle" again.
This style of Sonic game translates really well, and I think it's because the levels are navigable at-speed. I think having small segments to explore, interspersed with "hold forward here" sections, is a really smart idea.
And that opening level really holds up as one of the best of all time. Sorry Doom E1M1, there's a reason you aren't an opening level so beloved that it's casually and consistently remade like Mario 1-1 or Green Hills.
The casual absurdity and destruction is fun. The game is so janky but so charming.
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in My back's been on the verge of going out for like a week and it finally just went by flabberghaster
:D