neku

neku OP wrote on September 27, 2023 at 11:18 PM

Reply to comment by emma in i dont know if this is a new zealand trend or worldwide but i see a lot of ladies carrying bags that say MARC JACOBS THE TOTE BAG by neku

it seems to me like if there are a lot of ladies named marc jacobs it would be easy to confuse the marc jacobs bag of one marc jacobs with another marc jacobs'. but i don't see a better explanation out there 🤔

neku wrote on September 27, 2023 at 7:46 PM

Reply to comment by nitori in Just trimmed my nails by nitori

why tho

neku wrote on September 27, 2023 at 9:53 AM

Reply to Just trimmed my nails by nitori

it feels lazy to trim your nails?

neku wrote on September 27, 2023 at 7:27 AM (edited on September 27, 2023 at 7:27 AM)

Reply to ITT: post a webcomic u enjoy by skookin

i really like check please https://www.checkpleasecomic.com/ which is about a gay guy from georgia scared of physical contact moving up north for college and playing ncaa hockey with checking (tackling) and falling in looove 🥰

also its complete. the worst thing about webcomics is that they are generally not complete

neku wrote on September 25, 2023 at 6:35 AM

Reply to SEPTEMBER SKELETON by oolong

wow... i honestly did not remember the 21st of september this year. sorry earth wind and fire :(

neku wrote on September 25, 2023 at 12:52 AM

Reply to I am made of microplastics by Seirdy

*affirmations voice* i AM made of microplastics

neku wrote on September 23, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Reply to videogame where u are annointed the Commune Crown and reluctantly must embrace the title of Landlord by twovests

i dont know if anyone's ever noticed this particular facet of your personality 2v but your mind works in ways i find completely alien

neku OP wrote on September 23, 2023 at 8:35 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in "sent from my ipad" by neku

its the modern equivalent of having a signature thats like "Try Incredimail™ today!"

neku OP wrote on September 23, 2023 at 12:13 PM

Reply to comment by Dogmantra in new! season! of. taskmaster uk! by neku

they just finished s4 of taskmaster nz and it was good! the cast was good. paul is really great but i think jeremy is a little plain

neku wrote on September 22, 2023 at 9:58 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in tipping guide in america by twovests

and a kiss on the cheek for being the pillar on which society stands (❁´◡`❁)

neku wrote on September 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM

Reply to tipping guide in america by twovests

Landlords: 30% minimum

neku OP wrote on September 22, 2023 at 9:59 AM

Reply to comment by devtesla in it is a moral imperative for bus drivers to run yellow lights by neku

i think trains outrank buses but there's no need to pit two bad bitches against one another

neku wrote on September 19, 2023 at 8:56 PM

Reply to Deltarune update - Toby says that Chapter 3 is playable from start to finish but it's not, like, bugfixed, and there's not a lot of info on Chapters 4 and 5, so probably they're not releasing all that for my birthday by cute_spider

i choose not to keep track of deltarune chapters to instead just be pleasantly surprised when one comes out

neku wrote on September 19, 2023 at 9:55 AM

Reply to Regarding Gifs by 500poundsofnothing

the phrase "regarding gifs" makes this sound like some official directive or notice or something. a memorandum from the office of 500poundsofnothing

neku wrote on September 19, 2023 at 5:20 AM

Reply to nintendo reveals their new console by twovests

two evil twinks cast a spell and ladies appeared bearing gamecubes. they dont do it like this any more :(

neku wrote on September 19, 2023 at 5:16 AM

Reply to have they considered making life easy instead of hard by ___

its too hard so they dont do it

neku wrote on September 13, 2023 at 12:41 AM

Reply to joke requires clarity of funny by anethum

then how come the things i find funny are austere and strange???

neku wrote on September 13, 2023 at 12:40 AM

Reply to You are more satirical and have more clarity of purpose than you think by flabberghaster

you might think this post is nice but actually its satirical. fooled again