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Reply to Should Jstpst add a chatbot? Should the chatbot throb and wiggle until you open it? Should it open itself anyways? Should it reappear when you close it? I think we should add sound effects. It should take 600MB RAM and 99% CPU utilization I think. Does anyone want this? by twovests
tell me more about the throbbing and wiggling.
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Reply to comment by devtesla in Actually kind of good app idea by flabberghaster
couldnt you circumvent dynamic ad insertion by like, developing a way to recognise ad audio data like how normal files can be recognised by md5 checksums? for each podcast users could flag ads and upload their like, "audio signatures" to a central server. when users play a podcast they could download the audio signatures and automatically skip periods of a file which match them
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Reply to Something nobody tells you about early adulthood is that a large portion of your social interactions will be stumbling across former coworkers and acquaintances who are now bald by SWORDSCROSSED
i found that very early adulthood (ie 18-21) was similar except you see someone you knew from school and are like "wow he has a moustache now"
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Reply to just toast by cowloom
cheers
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there's still time
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Reply to bookmark this post. by I_got_killed_one_time
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Reply to Help me appreciate Soulslikes by twovests
honestly there are 10000 games out there. just move on its not worth it
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Reply to lemon pistachio muffin by hollyhoppet
oooo i could eat a lemon pistachio muffin
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Reply to how do you type with boxing gloves on? by missingno
big keyboard
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Reply to comment by oolong in How do you do your taxes, fellow feminists? by twovests
same. another w for Not Living In The United States Baby!!!!
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Reply to comment by twovests in I made this post to sniff out everyone who has a low self esteem and acts like they feel they deserve to be insulted. by flabberghaster
i think that maybe this reflects more on you being a nice person rather than anything about my character lol
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Reply to I made this post to sniff out everyone who has a low self esteem and acts like they feel they deserve to be insulted. by flabberghaster
what are you gonna do about it... insult me maybe
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cool what does it sound like
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you ever think about how bottled water is literally more expensive than petrol?? it falls out of the fucking sky.
anyway in my research for making this comment i came across this shit https://www.aquadeli.co.nz/product/paws-water/ literal dogwater
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Reply to I've hated Elon Musk since the days he was just the annoying guy redditors all loved. by flabberghaster
remember when he called a guy a paedophile because that guy said that elon musk wasn't helpful rescuing those thai boys who got stuck in a cave? crazy that he is now the leader of the free world but that's just how it goes sometimes i guess
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Reply to The Juicero of Bikes by voxpoplar
i think this is quite juicero but i think the og juicero is inimitable for their sheer chutzpah and the fall from grace afterwards. the way they hyped up the joy of cold pressed juice with the Juicero Juice Press, the $800 price tag only to find that the bags could be squeezed by hand, the way it felt like they were the focus of the entire internet that week... juicero was once in a lifetime. this is an overambitious kickstarter. juicero had vc backing
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Do you think a potion of healing would undo circumcission? by flabberghaster
sure but your body will heal that normally. it won't heal a lost limb or foreskin. that said a potion won't leave a scar, while normal healing will...
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Reply to comment by twovests in They need to create a rainbow list by nomorepie
oh i love a salted hash
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Reply to if every one of us went to their local municipal town hall meetings, we would rule the united states within a month by twovests
all we need is a billionaire dark money benefactor... or to retire
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in my mind a potion of healing doesn't heal missing limbs or body parts. so i wouldn't think so. but if you get a hold of a potion of healing and it magicks a foreskin onto ya i would happily eat my words
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Reply to think im going to possibly make a really long post about a homosexual video game in the nearish future by Jenheadjen
i love homosexual video game
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this assumes that 1. accurate and timely population numbers stick in donald trump's head and 2. he is able to reliably retrieve those population numbers and deliver them aloud. i don't find it unrealistic that israel has murdered 300 thousand in gaza since oct 7 but using donald trump as a source for anything seems extremely dubious to me
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Reply to comment by SWORDSCROSSED in light is kind of crazy by neku
i knew this was coming
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Reply to comment by twovests in at about 8pm its like... if i do not have a little treat right now i will literally die. by neku
if i did not have a treat i would not be here to tell you this tale today.