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Reply to I've hated Elon Musk since the days he was just the annoying guy redditors all loved. by flabberghaster
remember when he called a guy a paedophile because that guy said that elon musk wasn't helpful rescuing those thai boys who got stuck in a cave? crazy that he is now the leader of the free world but that's just how it goes sometimes i guess
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Reply to The Juicero of Bikes by voxpoplar
i think this is quite juicero but i think the og juicero is inimitable for their sheer chutzpah and the fall from grace afterwards. the way they hyped up the joy of cold pressed juice with the Juicero Juice Press, the $800 price tag only to find that the bags could be squeezed by hand, the way it felt like they were the focus of the entire internet that week... juicero was once in a lifetime. this is an overambitious kickstarter. juicero had vc backing
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Reply to comment by flabberghaster in Do you think a potion of healing would undo circumcission? by flabberghaster
sure but your body will heal that normally. it won't heal a lost limb or foreskin. that said a potion won't leave a scar, while normal healing will...
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Reply to comment by twovests in They need to create a rainbow list by nomorepie
oh i love a salted hash
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Reply to if every one of us went to their local municipal town hall meetings, we would rule the united states within a month by twovests
all we need is a billionaire dark money benefactor... or to retire
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in my mind a potion of healing doesn't heal missing limbs or body parts. so i wouldn't think so. but if you get a hold of a potion of healing and it magicks a foreskin onto ya i would happily eat my words
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Reply to think im going to possibly make a really long post about a homosexual video game in the nearish future by Jenheadjen
i love homosexual video game
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this assumes that 1. accurate and timely population numbers stick in donald trump's head and 2. he is able to reliably retrieve those population numbers and deliver them aloud. i don't find it unrealistic that israel has murdered 300 thousand in gaza since oct 7 but using donald trump as a source for anything seems extremely dubious to me
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Reply to comment by SWORDSCROSSED in light is kind of crazy by neku
i knew this was coming
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Reply to I found the juicero of beds by devtesla
sounds like silicon valley rubes are paying for it though. congratulations to them for extracting money from morons
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Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
index finger: blood (not my own)
middle/ring/pinky: ice cold water
thumb: deadly neurotoxin
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Reply to Exciting developments by nomorepie
i think firefox does this by default so i've never known another way except when fixing something on my mum's phone. taskbar on the top seems like a bad way to live
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in been getting into eating room temperature slices of plain white bread by neku
:(
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in been getting into eating room temperature slices of plain white bread by neku
no just normal sandwich bread
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i am mostly sincere in a cringe way or miserably failing at being funny so i'm probably reddit vibes all the way down
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Reply to coming out post by hollyhoppet
in some ways you are lucky that your cringe is not obvious to the people around you. anyone can clock that i'm cringe from the way that i look and talk and exist
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Reply to HarmonyOS NEXT by twovests
i think huawei is an interesting company because they're basically building a technological ecosystem independent of western interests and intellectual property. plus they make some really nice stuff. i got a huawei nova 5t phone some time in 2020? and it's still running great in 2025, and their screens are beautiful. only trouble is that they don't always sell in the west
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Reply to Purchase yourself a set of scrubs. Clothing meant for healthcare workers are comfortable, durable, gender-neutral, and have tons of pockets. by twovests
i bought some pants from a safetywear shop for work. it has like 40 pockets i can't even use them all
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Reply to comment by twovests in i think the people are ready to have parasocial relationships with artificial intelligence social media influencers. we're ready for it by twovests
On the bright side the number of sexual assault scandals involving influencers will probably decrease
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Reply to One game to play in 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 and 2025 by Alessia
i would be more interested in rs if the levelling wasn't such a chore, but i think that's what makes it appealing to some people. i'd like to see the quests but i can't bear grinding for days to see them
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Reply to i think the people are ready to have parasocial relationships with artificial intelligence social media influencers. we're ready for it by twovests
cant wait for the first ai influencer 40 minute apology video
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Reply to comment by voxpoplar in made a bsky thread about ten 2024 videogames by devtesla
top 59 games of the year list
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Reply to did nobody see the joke in my new years resolution post or did y'all just independently decide to serious reply to it? by hollyhoppet
we would not disrespect your resolution
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Reply to Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED
you ever think about how bottled water is literally more expensive than petrol?? it falls out of the fucking sky.
anyway in my research for making this comment i came across this shit https://www.aquadeli.co.nz/product/paws-water/ literal dogwater