neku
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hey it doesn't stop me
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Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in i dont know if this is a new zealand trend or worldwide but i see a lot of ladies carrying bags that say MARC JACOBS THE TOTE BAG by neku
i would go fucking feral dude i would take their bags and throw them in a sewer
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Reply to Got a tattoo by 500poundsofnothing
what is it of
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Reply to comment by emma in i dont know if this is a new zealand trend or worldwide but i see a lot of ladies carrying bags that say MARC JACOBS THE TOTE BAG by neku
it seems to me like if there are a lot of ladies named marc jacobs it would be easy to confuse the marc jacobs bag of one marc jacobs with another marc jacobs'. but i don't see a better explanation out there 🤔
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Reply to comment by nitori in Just trimmed my nails by nitori
why tho
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Reply to Just trimmed my nails by nitori
it feels lazy to trim your nails?
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Reply to ITT: post a webcomic u enjoy by skookin
i really like check please https://www.checkpleasecomic.com/ which is about a gay guy from georgia scared of physical contact moving up north for college and playing ncaa hockey with checking (tackling) and falling in looove 🥰
also its complete. the worst thing about webcomics is that they are generally not complete
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Reply to SEPTEMBER SKELETON by oolong
wow... i honestly did not remember the 21st of september this year. sorry earth wind and fire :(
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Reply to I am made of microplastics by Seirdy
*affirmations voice* i AM made of microplastics
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Reply to videogame where u are annointed the Commune Crown and reluctantly must embrace the title of Landlord by twovests
i dont know if anyone's ever noticed this particular facet of your personality 2v but your mind works in ways i find completely alien
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Reply to comment by twovests in "sent from my ipad" by neku
its the modern equivalent of having a signature thats like "Try Incredimail™ today!"
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in new! season! of. taskmaster uk! by neku
they just finished s4 of taskmaster nz and it was good! the cast was good. paul is really great but i think jeremy is a little plain
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Reply to comment by twovests in tipping guide in america by twovests
and a kiss on the cheek for being the pillar on which society stands (❁´◡`❁)
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Reply to tipping guide in america by twovests
Landlords: 30% minimum
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Reply to comment by devtesla in it is a moral imperative for bus drivers to run yellow lights by neku
i think trains outrank buses but there's no need to pit two bad bitches against one another
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Reply to Deltarune update - Toby says that Chapter 3 is playable from start to finish but it's not, like, bugfixed, and there's not a lot of info on Chapters 4 and 5, so probably they're not releasing all that for my birthday by cute_spider
i choose not to keep track of deltarune chapters to instead just be pleasantly surprised when one comes out
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Reply to Regarding Gifs by 500poundsofnothing
the phrase "regarding gifs" makes this sound like some official directive or notice or something. a memorandum from the office of 500poundsofnothing
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Reply to nintendo reveals their new console by twovests
two evil twinks cast a spell and ladies appeared bearing gamecubes. they dont do it like this any more :(
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its too hard so they dont do it
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Reply to joke requires clarity of funny by anethum
then how come the things i find funny are austere and strange???
neku wrote
you might think this post is nice but actually its satirical. fooled again
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Reply to comment by anethum in I cannot believe that I have only now just heard of the "Caught and Compressed to a Permanent End" meme / moment, wherein John Cena preempted Barack Obama on a National Announcement... by cute_spider
you cannot satirise this country
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Reply to I cannot believe that I have only now just heard of the "Caught and Compressed to a Permanent End" meme / moment, wherein John Cena preempted Barack Obama on a National Announcement... by cute_spider
i like that there must be some guy in the seal team or whatever who was so pumped about killing bin laden that he was like "oh i GOTTA tell john cena"
when i read "caught and compressed to a permanent end" i was like who told john cena that bin laden was crushed into a cube of meat.
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Reply to comment by victoria in what color nail polish would the grinch wear by victoria
i think fire truck red because he's that bitch you know??
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Reply to Lies of P is seriously good by Caribou
how does it tie in to the wider pinocchio lore?