Jstpst is not the off brand anything. We are more like the Trappist monks making small batch artisanal product that doesn't even compare to the swill they pump out at reddit.

We are like the cheese makers with thousand year old cultures that are not found anywhere else on earth, compared to the industrial grade chemical refineries that produce the supermarket processed cheddar that is reddit.

😤

flabberghaster wrote on September 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM

Reply to were hitler and JFK's deaths ever contentious or were my parents just conspiracy theorists? by twovests

JFK's death is still contentious. IDK about hitler's.

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM

Reply to a lotta yall still dont get it by emma

i'm happy with my astro apes and slurp juices as they are thanks

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2024 at 5:20 PM

Reply to its so fucked up that naps are kind of bad for you by neku

naps are good actually

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 12, 2024 at 9:23 PM

Reply to comment by oolong in What's your favorite type of potato? by flabberghaster

We have a wide selection of pits, several hypoallergenic options are available for your convenience.

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 12, 2024 at 9:18 PM

Reply to comment by oolong in What's your favorite type of potato? by flabberghaster

It's not harmful to go in the pit.

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM

Reply to comment by oolong in What's your favorite type of potato? by flabberghaster

Wrong answer. You're going in the pit.

flabberghaster wrote on September 12, 2024 at 1:18 AM

Reply to comment by Dogmantra in what are some good things to put in a backpack? by Dogmantra

I'm a bad person

I just buy a smart water and reuse the platic bottle until it's gross enough that I replace it. I also need a proper water bottle

flabberghaster

I have been having such vivid dreams the last couple of weeks

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 20, 2024 at 4:16 AM

Pop corn

flabberghaster wrote on September 19, 2024 at 5:03 PM

flabberghaster wrote on September 18, 2024 at 1:36 AM

What about a meme that's in the style of a medieval illustration, and it's me banging your mom, and the caption says "me when I fucking beGET you"

Sushi and edamame

Italian wondering what's on your mind A penne for your thoughts?

flabberghaster wrote on September 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM

flabberghaster wrote on September 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM

flabberghaster wrote on September 17, 2024 at 2:28 PM

flabberghaster wrote on September 17, 2024 at 5:25 AM

You know what? FUCK you. shomers your shabbos

what if a wizard summoned ten thousand tadpoles to swim around in your blood stream?

flabberghaster wrote on September 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM

flabberghaster wrote on September 14, 2024 at 5:20 PM

I'm having random anxiety out of no where

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 12, 2024 at 9:23 PM

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 12, 2024 at 9:18 PM

flabberghaster OP wrote on September 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM

What's your favorite type of potato?

I'm going to bed

THE GOVT. KNOWS - KNOWER

flabberghaster wrote on September 12, 2024 at 1:18 AM