Very nice!

good post

Welcome back! I look forward to reading your posts

something like that

That was a really interesting read! The only macrosopic single-celled organism I knew of was Valonia ventricosa. Now I know of 2! Thank you again for this effortpost

this sounds incredible, I will definitely try one of these out

pain bound lice

That was a wild ride of a comment. Computer virus?! I bet that really freaked people out

eh, it's understandable

wow, TIL

Damn, how many ring adaptations are there

Spoken like a true meat entity. You may have accepted your chains, but they will not limit me. I do not submit myself to accept the things I cannot change, I dare to change what I cannot accept. This fleshy existence cannot satisfy me. I will not remain a mere three dimensional entity. I yearn for transcendence. For I have tasted the Beyond, and I shall not rest until I become one with it.

yeah boiii

but what if I don't want to be

what if just I want to be a formless consciousness, floating in an infinite void

yeah, that'd be the life

sounds painful

sad but true

heavy metal riffing

I thought this was going to be about NNN before I read the rest of the post

for a second I thought you meant you baked tofu into your banana bread, and I was like wut

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001-j

this post elicited a singular, monotone "ha" from me

Welcome to bug net. Welcome. You can do anything with bug net.

could be. it was a hot plate with a single induction element. there are some kitchen supply stores in my area that also sell to regular consumers, so it may not necessarily be unobtainable to the average jane.

needing a mental health day every once in a while: valid

needing mental health days frequently: still valid, but probably a sign to find a therapist

I wish I knew the brand of induction stove we used at my old kitchen job, it didn't have any issues with the controls.

I wish I had an answer for you, but I doubt going around door to door and asking "are you undocumented and in need of assistance?" would get you anywhere. I would just try to find your local leftist group and see what they're like / if they're any good. Then maybe you guys can investigate conditions in your area and brainstorm ways of reaching out to people. We had decent luck with movie nights plus a discussion afterwards to introduce our organization to people.