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how do i turn off the obnoxious lights on my graphics card? Submitted by emma on November 9, 2023 at 12:32 AM 9 comments 8
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feeling bad about the current joe biden stuff Submitted by twovests on July 10, 2024 at 7:43 PM 8 comments 6
if a centrist were to rank beverages would they say "sodas aren't best hot or warm, they're best room temperature" or would they say "the most flavorful beverage is water" Submitted by twovests on May 8, 2024 at 10:59 PM 8 comments 9
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political cartoon idea im workshopping. let me know how many laughs this makes you do. *ahem* liberal: "i want a vegan gluten-free dairy-free ethically sourced beef wellington". conservative: "i want one too with ketchup" Submitted by twovests on April 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM 8 comments 8
the chat gpt haircut Submitted by twovests on March 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM (edited on March 8, 2024 at 4:39 PM) 8 comments 9
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