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oolong wrote

actually, i protect myself by thinking of myself as a malformed doughnut and doughnut to doughnut, we are a tower

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hollyhoppet wrote

also is that actually true? there are five sphincters in the gi tract from your mouth to the anus: two in the esophagus, one between the stomach and upper intestine, one between upper and lower, and the anal sphincter. any one of those might be closed while you're kissing someone so i think we need some sort of probability assessment of whether there actually is a fully interconnected tube. with ten sphincters (since it's two people) it seems pretty unlikely to be the case most of the time

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flabberghaster wrote (edited )

At the very least unless you're both farting at the same time, two are probably closed.

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hollyhoppet wrote

and thus gen alpha was to become known as the fart kisser generation

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nomorepie wrote

Just like in human centipede... A good date movie?

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