no it isn't!

YEAHHHHHHH WOOOO YARGHHHHHH

This is not a description of boobs. Consider this your first warning.

I am seriously lost about what you mean, and I’m curious.

Worth noting, it ends with the "We cannot accept this level of inequality any longer.". I confirmed, and checked the source.

Still a lot of scrolling left over after that of empty page.

probably the most abny one has ever Done a Fap. congragulations. youre a hero to our people

this was about being unable to sleep on december 31st, 2024. in my bed, i decided to masturbate, as one does.

i ejaculate, and fireworks erupt outside. "wuh," i say, and my watch goes 'bump-bump'. as the new year was coming, so was i.

please clap

On the bright side the number of sexual assault scandals involving influencers will probably decrease

I'm sorry for selling you an NFT collection. Clearly the world still isn't ready for that.

Grok's woke.

i would be more interested in rs if the levelling wasn't such a chore, but i think that's what makes it appealing to some people. i'd like to see the quests but i can't bear grinding for days to see them

cant wait for the first ai influencer 40 minute apology video

Once your recipes are in grams a scale can take your baking up an entire level. It also (as twovests points out) just makes it easier.

I usually cook meals without ever touch my scale. I can do things like bake bread by feel, but not by choice.

run, escape

all it takes is starting it up once to get me playing for weeks. don't say this

A lot of the time in baking when you measure out flour with cups you're meant to scoop the flour into the measuring cup with a spoon and then level it off with a knife, and I find that incredibly tedious. The easier option of just scooping the flour out with the measuring cup almost doubles the amount of flour, so that's not great either... I've found myself preferring a scale for measuring flour most of the time.

actually i'm probably just being repeatedly triggered back to my own poverty-related trauma now that i think about it

I hope your body's various mechanisms for attacking pathogens work soon and you feel better.

Ow!

Hope you feel better soon!

So he’s reaching out to a pro asking for free services? There are words for that 🙄.

Of course, thinking women sit around eagerly waiting for the chance to serve them is on brand for MAGAts too.

thank you!

I know a few bacterial pathogens can get through mucus at the very least, and those all have some fun ways of doing so. i know one that chemically alters the mucus around it to be less goopey. heliobacter pylori I believe but this is off the cuff

mucus is stuffed full of commensal bacteria though, and thwy provide quite a barrier to most pathogens. on top of mucus being turbo viscous. its sort of like a peace offering of "here you go microbes, go live here and not on my tissues pleas". many microbes can actually eat mucin so theres a minor arms race between the commensal guys and pathogenic bacteria in that regard

so your mucus is this living microbiome! i say commensal but some evidence points to borderline mutualistic symbioses, too! theres some bacteria in there which seem to have really positive health effects. i love mucus i love microbiota i love bacteria

Feel well soon!

This makes me wonder if / when we'll get a virus that really really likes bucketloads of mucus. Or is mucus just so gross and useless that it can't be taken advantage of?

🙌 I'm PMSing and just cried at the end of Rocketman

My problem is the multi-tasking, I get too stressed out if i have to do multiple things at once