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Reply to I want to indulge in dooming. There is nothing wrong with the catharsis of screaming. Doom in this thread with me. by twovests
Therapy went from $20 to $100 because of insurance shenanigans. Had to cancel. It wasn't doing anything for me, but I wish I didn't find out by being billed for two sessions at $200 total.
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in I want to indulge in clowning. There is nothing wrong with the catharsis of laughing. Clown in this thread with me. by twovests
Yes!! I asked this at a company town hall.
"Does it impact us in any way that Doggy has taken over the United States Digital Service?"
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Reply to Tech Support: If I have my name on my signal account, does it show it to everyone I add on there? by flabberghaster
I think it shows your name and profile picture, but not your phone number. Importantly, it requires you add someone, or willingly join a group.
I think if they have your phone number in their contacts, Signal will add that to the Signal contact, and so someone can find your phone number by adding every phone number to their contacts. But I'm not certain about that.
More: https://support.signal.org/hc/en-us/articles/360007459591-Signal-Profiles-and-Message-Requests
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Reply to comment by rain in Exciting developments by nomorepie
Hands too small to hold a phone comfortably
Hands too big to use a pop socket
Hands just right for when I accidentally broke the pop socket, turning the thing into a small knob that makes my phone easier to hold
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Reply to light is kind of crazy by neku
The reprieve of my life is the fact that you can make this post by employing an arcane series of hand gestures to communicate using magical devices created through the collective efforts of billions of efforts of human activity
Good post, I appreciated it just as you appreciated your light bulbs
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Reply to I want to indulge in clowning. There is nothing wrong with the catharsis of laughing. Clown in this thread with me. by twovests
It's all so fucking absurd!
Please imagine a version of yourself from 2015. You're chatting with them.
Were they on Reddit? What did they think of Bitcoin? What about the shiba inu memes? "Wow, such post"? Were they aware of Elon Musk? Did they think he was the cool space billionaire? Did they think Trump's presidential run was just so funny?
Now please imagine telling them "Under Elon Musk plays a Himmler to President Trump's Hitler as he leads a hostile takeover of the entire United States federal government under the new DOGE agency."
Can someone please clown with me? This is so absurd. This is all so absurd. I fantasize about finding out this is all a wild fever dream.
President Trump was a clown. Elon Musk was a stupid Redditor idol. Doge was a tired meme about a cute dog. Hillary Clinton was going to be President.
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Reply to autocorrect typos that can happen by twovests
the biden abdication
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Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in I want to indulge in dooming. There is nothing wrong with the catharsis of screaming. Doom in this thread with me. by twovests
I appreciate it! This is Very Scary Times
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Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in Call the doctor tomorrow morning to find out if that appointment was at 4:00 or 4:30, i forgot to write it down by Jenheadjen
YAYYYYY
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Reply to I want to indulge in dooming. There is nothing wrong with the catharsis of screaming. Doom in this thread with me. by twovests
I'm not going to be ashamed of missing Obama! I miss Obama!
Okay, I will be a little ashamed. He was also a war criminal.
"I got selected for President Trump's draft to annex Canada" would sound like laughably bad satire in 2014. "Things don't get that silly that fast," someone would say.
A friend of mine reached out after making the heartbreaking decision to send their documents in to get their passport renewed back to their birth sex. I had to break the news that they probably won't get their documents back for awhile. They're having a panic attack at that information. I think it was right for me to give the information, but, fuck.
I feel like I'm wasting my time doing things on the local network.
I remember reading Among the Hidden, a young adult dystopian thriller, and it was actually quite good. Youths stage a protest on the white house over IRC, and I thought, "But they can see the IP addresses of the kids using IRC." And in the end, they kill all the kids at the protest. Gripping story.
Hey, Joe Biden! Your presidency would have been historic, and regarded among Jimmy Carter, if you didn't wait until 2023 to prosecute Trump.
USD might crash, I'm seriously considering buying Bitcoin, can someone talk me off that ledge? How much of all my money should I turn to Bitcoin?
Thinking about the 55 year old Bitcoin bro who hit on his niece at the family gathering in front of everyone, including his own wife and children. He then asked me about artificial intelligence (which I'm an expert in, ugh). He and his wife were both very drunk when they drove their huge black truck home.
I wonder how long until the N-word is in common use again by politicians. The "you can't say this word" argument is a pretty complicated and abstract one, that also requires you already believe racism is a thing that exists and is bad.
Recently had a Jewish friend who did not know who Netanyahu or the ADL were. Recently had a 28 year old friend who did not know that SCOTUS rulings apply nationally. Recently had someone argue that "99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler" is actual numeric fact and not a silly exaggeration to drive a point. I am finding it increasingly hard to talk to the people on "our" side, because, fuck, come on, what. We still need to think even if the MAGAs aren't
The next DOOM is coming out in May, but I need a new computer, and tarriffs- oh nooooo
Doom with me in the Doom thrread
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Reply to Thanks for encouraging me to just post by underscores
Thank you for posting. Every post is like a small kiss upon the internet
😗🌐
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Reply to Call the doctor tomorrow morning to find out if that appointment was at 4:00 or 4:30, i forgot to write it down by Jenheadjen
hey
don't forget!!
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i wanna clarify by "favorite" i mean "funnest to indulge in"
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Reply to I've decided to recommit to not using ablist language. CW: mentions of ablist slurs. by flabberghaster
Let me know if you find a solution. The loss of clarity of message is hard to swallow. Especially as English proficiency wanes in the population, I'm struggling between the desire to simplify my language so that people can understand me, and the desire to be Erudite and Articulated.
It might help to focus on the social aspect? "That's fucked up" might convey parts of what "that's crazy" would.
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Reply to comment by nomorepie in Laser measure. Tape measure. Graph paper. Scissors. Use these tools and plan your move-in and move-out. "Genius move" by twovests
I think I paid $20 for one years ago! Getting the distance between walls within a quarter inch whenever I want has been worth it
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
say... you know what creamy tangy emulsified sauce might be a good compliment for the sour saltiness of the pickle?
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
I used to be a mayonnaise hater and then something inside of me flipped honestly
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Reply to you could have gingivitis by oolong
great as a reminder to floss
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Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
Making up a mayonnaise obsessed guy which just has Dukes, Kewpie, Olive oil, Miracle Whip, and Mayonnaise
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Reply to Exciting developments by nomorepie
following anxiously...
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Reply to Criss Angel (Mindfreak) Intro by hollyhoppet
Wait, can he summon ghosts? What's up with the black-and-white victorian child?
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I love 404Media; they receive $10 from me every month and they deserve it.
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in Computer touchers: what's a good easy to install linux for a low power streaming box? by Dogmantra
This makes me happy to hear :D Please consider me / us / a resource for any questions you have. I'd be happy to hear any updates too c:
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Reply to Cereal. From YOUR pantry. by SWORDSCROSSED
So THAT'S where it went...
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Reply to a pizza a day keeps the scurvy away by hollyhoppet
This might be true if you like pineapple on your pizza