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twovests OP wrote

Reply to comment by Jenheadjen in [IAmA] My name is Joseph Robinette Biden, 46th president of the United States and proud husband to Jill Biden! Ask me anything! by twovests

When Corn Pop died in 2016, that left me with a lot of questions. I lived longer than the man who I thought might make my life end. II had spent so much of my life banging my straight razors against the curb, keepin them in rain barrels, y'know.

Well, I don't have any rusty razors any longer. And I have no idea what a jpeg is. I'm an American for Chrissake.

What I do have is gatorade. God Bless America.

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twovests wrote

Reply to comment by cute_spider in 2 by cute_spider

oh yeah

this is a subreddit for silliness. it is for the opposite of a counting channel

part of being an opposite is (1) having the opposite rules, but also (2) having the opposite strictness of rules. therefore the rules do not matter

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twovests OP wrote (edited )

Reply to comment by anethum in idea for a revolutionary new iphone by twovests

iPhone is based on the assumption that slipping and sliding is the natural state of interaction with the natural world. Here's how to switch apps :)

Android:

  1. Press the "switch apps" button

  2. Tap the app you want to switch to

iPhone:

  1. Place your finger on the "gesture bar" on the bottom of the screen.

  2. Pull up until you feel one vibration.

  3. Wait for the animation to complete.

  4. In some fullscreen apps, you will need to repeat step 2 another time. This activates the App Switcher.

  5. Wait for the animation in 4 to complete.

  6. Tap the app you want to switch to.

    1. WARNING-- If your finger moves upward by delta-y 1 pixel, during the "tap" this will actually swipe the app closed. You can not hear it, but iPhone is laughing at you.

  7. Wait for the animation to complete.

  8. Wait until the app re-loads, because your open apps have probably swapped out of memory by now.

As you can see, iPhone is far easier and more natural.

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twovests moderator wrote

Reply to comment by cute_spider in 2 by cute_spider

ooc: Can you still submit? I banned you for -4 hours and now I'm worried that might have the effect of banning you forever lol

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twovests wrote

Reply to comment by emma in Do images work? by emma

ah yeah i gotta fix this. i think the problem is im reverse proxying postmill:80 through caddy, which handles all the HTTPS magic

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twovests wrote

Reply to hoppet hot tip by hollyhoppet

when u use linux and do everything via the CLI you can get an exact history of almost every action you take , which makes it extra ezpz to hop VPSes if u'd like

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