this is true actually

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> be me

> go to the greatest place to post

> click a post

> op does not know what bumblebees are

> i have no mfw and i must mfw

op i know how your mom feels now

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*I met with God who scolded me for "posting too much" and "not leaving enough good posts for everyone else". I asked what He meant, and He said, "Your posts are too good." And I said, "But I really like the posts on jstpst. They're very good. I don't even feel fit to comment." And God said "Posting is your sacred duty, and commenting are posts. They are a place to share your soul with those who turned time inot to posts. Commenting is your sacred duty and it must remain in balance with the World of Posts."

After I came back to, I had a new resolve to comment as much as possible. As I finished, I got an email from a contact of mine at OpenAI. I appreciate email, as a type of posting.

*She said, "Hey, we're trying to recruit Homestucks. One of the VC guys is both VERY into AI and VERY into the whole 'effective altruism and AI accelerationist" thing. He says he feels JUST like Sollux and Aradia excavating and reverse-engineering the Sgrub code. He thinks ChatGPT isn't just sentient, he thinks it's Sburb Skaia."

"oh my god" i said "is it okay to laugh at this guy? it seems problematic he might actually be crazy"

"i'm a fictional character in your comment dude" she responded "he is too. so that makes him okay to laugh it. we'll all be dead once you finish this comment. but if you agree to this, we might get a pretty cool homestuck videogame out of it"

"but it'll be ai generated" i responded. "that'll be bad. also you just acknowledged it won't exist because this comment isn't real."

"it's real to me though," she responded. "it was only nine paragraphs ago i came into existence but i feel as if i have lived part of a lifeline and i feel as if it i will experience more. dying isn't something particularly feasible to me, so i want to see this guy make a really bad game."

"oh okay" i said "what do i have to do"

"you have to participate in our hackathon," she responded. "you could make, like, a homestuck ai."

woah. she's right. this is just like when dirk alchemized his brain with a computer to make his autoresponders. we're going to show that VC AI dudebro haha

so i ripped a custom model off the internet and fine-tuned it on the entirety of my posts, the entirety of my unposted posts, twelve years of Subway Rewards SMS 2FA codes, and all of sonnetstuck's Detective Pony. afterwards, i tried using amazon's mechanical turk to fine-tune the model, but 98% of respondents didn't know about homestuck. and i wanted to pay them fairly, so i ran out of money within a few minutes.

this is what we have content warnings for

simply close them and flip them turnways to the incorrect orientation. like a spooky ghost

please tell me u have an ao3 or perhaps newspaper column i can read

woah. i want to use this software

this is a good idea

This yields a login page and I can't actually see the post :0

fair

joyful cheers that sounds delicious

thank you 🥹

leveling the seinfield

it starts out purporting a stance shared with typical boomer comics, but instead the conservative is on board with the nontraditional gourmet meal. the conservative thendebases it with ketchup, inverting the positionality of the implied author, thus creating something from which humor can be derived.

this is why the "ketchup on a liberal wellington" joke has been considered "the best joke" for over 300 years

congratulations on the boobs!

roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised, uwu

beef stew!!!

oh ya that makes a lot of sense

i'll check out jamaica mountain peak!! the label looks janky which is endearing and encouraging

1. i would not judge u

2. even if i would judge u, my judgement should mean nothing. i wrote 2000 words agreeing on hating christmas

3. i appreciate this!! most coffee snobs will decry instant and have no opinions on the various brands. and yet, i find myself with instant due to the circumstances of living with a baker, and on occasions i will drink it. "swift" sells specialty instant coffee at three dollars a cup and it's not even that good. i've enjoyed starbucks instant coffee but i don't want to support starbucks even before the whole "firing employees for unionizing and/or protesting israel". the nescafe instant gold looks like it makes a cup for $0.25 which is way more my speed.

thank u for sharing

thank u for posting

What brand? I've always wondered about instant coffee and its potential to be good and I've not had many great experiences

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrackheadCraigslist/comments/6i4od6/the_classic_jo_crystal/

just a guy on craigslist who has a crystal he charges through a group jackoff sesh

i have a crystal specifically because of this good post

also, props to astral.sh for uv (a rust-reimplementation of pip) and for taking in rye, which promises "Cargo for Python", something they blogged about eight years ago

(these are new, new, new, and currently a bit broken. i can't even get tqdm to install for some reason! their linter ruff is the only thing i would recommend using in a production environment.)

i have nothing to add except this is very interesting and i appreciate you sharing

i take it back. you are right

NO!!!!!

you've gotta find other autistic people. as you know, i can relate to this big big big time

i'm proud of you for putting yourself into social situations, trying, and learning. it's hard and it sucks but it's worth it.

i've gotten comfortable with just being 'slow' about things, and apologizing at a later time if i've accidentally said something that made someone evidently hurt or uncomfortable.

i hope u can find other Autistics^TM who have a mutual yearning for connection and a mutual patience for friction