why tho

it feels lazy to trim your nails?

i really like check please https://www.checkpleasecomic.com/ which is about a gay guy from georgia scared of physical contact moving up north for college and playing ncaa hockey with checking (tackling) and falling in looove 🥰

also its complete. the worst thing about webcomics is that they are generally not complete

wow... i honestly did not remember the 21st of september this year. sorry earth wind and fire :(

*affirmations voice* i AM made of microplastics

i dont know if anyone's ever noticed this particular facet of your personality 2v but your mind works in ways i find completely alien

its the modern equivalent of having a signature thats like "Try Incredimail™ today!"

they just finished s4 of taskmaster nz and it was good! the cast was good. paul is really great but i think jeremy is a little plain

and a kiss on the cheek for being the pillar on which society stands (❁´◡`❁)

Landlords: 30% minimum

i think trains outrank buses but there's no need to pit two bad bitches against one another

i choose not to keep track of deltarune chapters to instead just be pleasantly surprised when one comes out

the phrase "regarding gifs" makes this sound like some official directive or notice or something. a memorandum from the office of 500poundsofnothing

two evil twinks cast a spell and ladies appeared bearing gamecubes. they dont do it like this any more :(

its too hard so they dont do it

then how come the things i find funny are austere and strange???

you might think this post is nice but actually its satirical. fooled again

you cannot satirise this country

i like that there must be some guy in the seal team or whatever who was so pumped about killing bin laden that he was like "oh i GOTTA tell john cena"

when i read "caught and compressed to a permanent end" i was like who told john cena that bin laden was crushed into a cube of meat.