putting aside caring about others (as i am wont to do) i still wear a mask indoors/around lots of people because i dont like being sick and i literally dont have the time for it

to be honest that does sound like a premium experience.

lubrication?!

how, pray tell, might one have a Luxury Bowel Movement

95% of the time im like "theres no point in worrying about hitting 30. thats like 4 years away. and its not like it's gonna make a difference anyway. its just a number. who cares" and 5% of the time there's a flashing light in my brain labelled "GAY DEATH IMMINENT BRACE FOR IMPACT"

we are the last generation to grow up without cell phones being totally ubiquitous, which i think is funny. nobody younger than us has experienced a world without a societal expectation that everyone can be reached at any time, and if you cant reach them, theyre either endangered or like, a freak who doesnt have a phone

even though i really loved playing half life thinking about it now its just like... man what a bummer. its kinda like... barring portal, valve is a company thats more interested in hardware (and sometimes making games with stories in order to sell hardware) and lootboxes/battle passes. maybe if i had a vr set and played alyx i'd feel differently

*panickedly trying to think of something funny and timely* u-uuuhhhh... ummm... bazinga

dude i wish i had biscuits

i got a das keyboard about 10 years ago and its still going strong. kinda wish it had media buttons or something so I dont have to use my extra mouse buttons to play/pause/skip forward/back music but i cant complain too much

i didn't realise that by punching luigi's balls for coins you were taking his life points away, so if you wanted to get more coins you had to heal him before punching his balls again. he's like prometheus except he didn't even do anything wrong

i like it when world leaders run their own socials. joe biden would never post a picture of something he saw in his garden that he believes is an elf, despite being probably the most likely world leader to see something in his garden that he believes is an elf

ok but in the video coins stop coming out of his balls. so what is the truth

as someone who doesnt have a lot of time to play games usually I think that the idea of progressing in a game by not playing it is kind of fun and neat. the world ends with you did something like this where you earned exp the longer you didn't play the game, because the theme of the game was to go outside and connect with people

do not post dot net

fuck!!!

i wish there was a punk yoshi

I have so much antipathy towards Google that even knowing all this shit about bing i'm still sort of rooting for them. its like whoever wins, i lose, so we might as well change it up

i think hes cosy in there

no. watch the 45 minute video i posted about microsoft fonts

ralph nader should run