neku wrote on March 5, 2021 at 10:02 PM

Reply to i slid on the wet supermarket floor, and a can of beans fell out of my basket and rolled under the shelf in the taco section while i attempted to chase it down by emma

as someone who used to work in a supermarket:

there is an innumerable amount of filth under those shelves. they have never and will never be cleaned. that can of beans is lost to time.
its slack as fuck to leave surfaces wet like that. every supermarket employee is trained to deal with spills and they should have done better
nobody cares about stock shrinkage. if you smashed six bottles of $50 wine the only thing anybody would complain about is cleaning up the mess so don't worry about chasing a can of beans

bottom line is fuck em who cares. hope you're not hurt

neku wrote on March 5, 2021 at 4:22 AM

Reply to Stealth Camping In Storm Drain by flabberghaster

He downplays his tortilla pizza making skills but I'd wager that that's probably the finest meal ever made in a culvert

neku wrote on March 5, 2021 at 3:52 AM

Reply to The incredible boxes of Hock Wah Yeo by devtesla

This was long but 100% worth it

neku wrote on March 1, 2021 at 8:55 PM

Reply to How I cut GTA Online loading times by 70% by voxpoplar

I don't know a thing about programming but I always enjoy these longform articles where people reverse engineer software and explain why something weird happens.

neku wrote on February 27, 2021 at 8:02 PM

Reply to comment by cute_spider_ni_srsly in It's wild to me that Georgia Republicans are trying to discourage Christians from voting. by cute_spider_ni_srsly

im offering thoughts and prayers in support of your journey 😢

neku wrote on February 26, 2021 at 8:29 PM (edited on February 26, 2021 at 8:32 PM)

Reply to It's wild to me that Georgia Republicans are trying to discourage Christians from voting. by cute_spider_ni_srsly

i read the title and was like "wow that is wild!" until you said they were black christians so i was like hmmm. not that wild

neku wrote on February 25, 2021 at 10:28 PM

Reply to i've taken two types of discourse and combined them to create a new type of dark and twisted discourse by emma

she/her and pineapple

neku wrote on February 23, 2021 at 3:12 AM

Reply to there's like a secret n64 memory pak management menu in a lot of games wtf by devtesla

when i was a kid i had the ps1 memory card interface which is EXTREMELY 90s https://i.imgur.com/4Ll6lGf.jpg

when you moved the cursor on top of the icons they animated

neku wrote on February 22, 2021 at 3:32 AM (edited on February 22, 2021 at 3:33 AM)

Reply to password manager update by devtesla

ya i ended up going with bitwardens free option and i'm quite pleased with it so far :> also it picks up passwords for android apps as well as webpages which is nice!

neku wrote on February 16, 2021 at 10:37 PM

Reply to Buck Bumble by voxpoplar

this song must have been at least like, 20% of the entire games budget

neku wrote on February 15, 2021 at 9:39 AM

Reply to comment by BUFFY2K21 in so many things have happened in the last six years but the best thing is that I have TWO cats now by BUFFY2K21

"stinko linko" is basically the ultimate cat nickname

neku wrote on February 15, 2021 at 6:17 AM

Reply to ☃.net by hollyhoppet

this snowman living. throwing his diamonds in the air

neku wrote on February 15, 2021 at 6:14 AM

Reply to so many things have happened in the last six years but the best thing is that I have TWO cats now by BUFFY2K21

:O do they have names?

neku wrote on February 14, 2021 at 8:25 PM (edited on February 14, 2021 at 8:25 PM)

Reply to imo, nintendo's downfall took its biggest turn when they got rid of miiverse by hollyhoppet

yeah!

streetpass seemed cool too

neku wrote on February 12, 2021 at 6:27 AM

Reply to I HAVE BEEN MISSING THE FEMPIRE DOT ORG SINCE 2015 AND I ONLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS SITE? by BUFFY2K21

i remember you!!! i feel like you stopped posting on thefempire a few months before it went down so i always thought "i wonder if btfs knows that we went to a new site"

neku wrote on February 9, 2021 at 8:00 AM

Reply to I tried to log out and it told me I had an invalid CSRF token by flabberghaster

you can never leave

neku wrote on February 6, 2021 at 10:00 PM

Reply to dae remember when "microsoft surface" was the name of a coffee table-shaped ipad by emma

i've never seen this before. they boast about this sort of shit to the media as if it matters to consumers but really theyre just selling this to the us military for like 10000% markup right??

neku wrote on February 3, 2021 at 8:58 PM

Reply to super bowl marketed as superb owl to make the only valid contributions to culture: ADVERTISEMENTS. this is the one time of the year u can unironically celebrate commercials, because the alternative is FOOTBALL by twovests

i've been waiting for a time when i can unironically celebrate commercials so this is perfect

neku wrote on February 1, 2021 at 8:57 PM

Reply to thinkin about wacky "fema camps" and "new-world-order" conspiracies by twovests

fema camping trip. you get to live in a tent with all your friends

neku wrote on January 30, 2021 at 12:51 AM

Reply to uwu! friendly reminder that advertisements are the only valid contributions to human culture~~ Buy MUSTARD by twovests

mustard is pretty good...

neku wrote on January 29, 2021 at 8:07 PM

Reply to my time has come by devtesla

stumping for cops in media is standard bootlicking. but stumping for mods? thats Advanced Bootlicking

neku wrote on January 22, 2021 at 7:06 AM

Reply to Did everyone spontaneously applaud Amanda Palmer in a Havelock North café? A Spinoff investigation by devtesla

extremely distressed that this story is even partially true :(

neku wrote on January 21, 2021 at 8:23 PM

Reply to UNDERSITE: which mill do you like the most? by twovests

not a big fan of the satanic mills

neku