omg yes they do... honestly the fact that I didn't put their names in the OP to begin with... didn't wanna doxx my own cats i guess 🙄🙄🙄

Cat #1 is named Lincoln! aka Stinko Linko/Big Orange/Ginger Beef/Turkey Tom. Like the Great Emancipator, he is a large presence with an unusually high pitched voice and likely gay tendencies.

Cat #2 is Basil, aka Thumbelina/Muppet Mouth/Bazzamatazz/Le Bazz Hot/Bazzberry. (those last few nicknames only rly make sense if you pronounce her name with a short A sound like I do.)

I can't take credit for either of their names bc those were the names that they had at the respective shelters I adopted them from -- both names just seemed to suit them so well! Lincoln even recognized his own name when I got him so it seemed especially unfair to do that to him!