as someone who used to work in a supermarket:

• there is an innumerable amount of filth under those shelves. they have never and will never be cleaned. that can of beans is lost to time.
• its slack as fuck to leave surfaces wet like that. every supermarket employee is trained to deal with spills and they should have done better
• nobody cares about stock shrinkage. if you smashed six bottles of $50 wine the only thing anybody would complain about is cleaning up the mess so don't worry about chasing a can of beans

bottom line is fuck em who cares. hope you're not hurt

I didn't know you ghostwrote for the mountain goats

sometimes you just gotta let go