Uh… no?

Sounds great!

Praise be /user/emma and /user/twovests. Amen

That's crazy. I don't even know what that means

This

I thought the "boy" was an exclamation at the start of your post but I see now.

Update: it was actually an ad for a limited edition Snoopy Evian bottle, lol

Please don’t :-(

This post was prompted by an ad I saw outside of a bodega… something along the lines of “we sell Evian here”

I’m not sure I could ever imagine any normal person seeing this and immediately rushing in to get their fix

Yeah, sometimes I think I don’t appreciate having drinkable tap waterwater enough. It’s all I could ever need

I’ve never splone vicariously, personally.

I think your second example sounds very wrong to me, I’d have to reword it like “a type of fruit we don’t know the origin of”

L Lawliet:

I really hate that this exists

I saw a big Tweet that basically said "he's not a Nazi, he just has Asperger's and is confused" (paraphrasing). I don't know what new type of bootlicking this is, but it feels disgusting.

Oh, that? That wasn't me.

Pardon?

Yeah!

Puzzle game NPC dialog

The world needs more people like this!

There was, but people are too wary of unmarked vans nowadays

I do hope so

So are you :)

A lot of the time in baking when you measure out flour with cups you're meant to scoop the flour into the measuring cup with a spoon and then level it off with a knife, and I find that incredibly tedious. The easier option of just scooping the flour out with the measuring cup almost doubles the amount of flour, so that's not great either... I've found myself preferring a scale for measuring flour most of the time.

I shut down your router every so often when I get bored :-)