SWORDSCROSSED

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM

Reply to vegetable flatbread and leftover birthday cake by WRETCHEDSORCERESS

Happy birthday!

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in WATER IS SO GOOD by hollyhoppet

Sounds like you might enjoy swimming

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on April 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM

Reply to yeah but how are the cartridges going to taste? by hollyhoppet

With their tongues, I think

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM

Reply to Should Jstpst add a chatbot? Should the chatbot throb and wiggle until you open it? Should it open itself anyways? Should it reappear when you close it? I think we should add sound effects. It should take 600MB RAM and 99% CPU utilization I think. Does anyone want this? by twovests

Uh… no?

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on March 11, 2025 at 8:57 AM

Reply to Curried lentils over basmati rice by rain

Sounds great!

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on March 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM (edited on March 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM)

Reply to comment by nomorepie in Last night I dreamt I got banned here but now there’s bookmarks instead by SWORDSCROSSED

Praise be /user/emma and /user/twovests. Amen

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM

Reply to sorry i got too many tasks to do to crouton this baby by Mariondavis

That's crazy. I don't even know what that means

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM

Reply to how do you type with boxing gloves on? by missingno

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM

Reply to boy bawang chichacorn makes my nose go itchy and idk why by nitori

I thought the "boy" was an exclamation at the start of your post but I see now.

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM

Reply to comment by SWORDSCROSSED in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

Update: it was actually an ad for a limited edition Snoopy Evian bottle, lol

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM

Reply to Reply to this post if you want me to lay a SICK OWN on you by flabberghaster

Please don’t :-(

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM

Reply to comment by rain in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

This post was prompted by an ad I saw outside of a bodega… something along the lines of “we sell Evian here”

I’m not sure I could ever imagine any normal person seeing this and immediately rushing in to get their fix

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM

Reply to comment by neku in Does anyone actually like Evian water. Why is it so expensive by SWORDSCROSSED

Yeah, sometimes I think I don’t appreciate having drinkable tap waterwater enough. It’s all I could ever need

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on February 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM (edited on February 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM)

Reply to comment by underscores in Any vicarious livers in the chat? by SWORDSCROSSED

I’ve never splone vicariously, personally.

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM

Reply to Is this a new speech construction? It feels off to me. But I keep hearing it especially in the last couple of years. by flabberghaster

I think your second example sounds very wrong to me, I’d have to reword it like “a type of fruit we don’t know the origin of”

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on February 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM

Reply to light is kind of crazy by neku

L Lawliet:

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in in times like these, i wish i had soup i could suck on... by twovests

I really hate that this exists

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM

Reply to The CEO of Twitter is doing nazi salutes in public by twovests

I saw a big Tweet that basically said "he's not a Nazi, he just has Asperger's and is confused" (paraphrasing). I don't know what new type of bootlicking this is, but it feels disgusting.

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on January 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM

Reply to comment by flabberghaster in You’re not “hearing voices in your head,” by SWORDSCROSSED

Oh, that? That wasn't me.

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM

Reply to farding and shidding out my doodoo ass! by flabberghaster

Pardon?

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM

Reply to important nintendo news by 500poundsofnothing

Yeah!

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM

Reply to "A hoo hee, what do I see? A sale on cottage cheese, this is perfect for me!" Just one of the little things you can say at the grocery store when in earshot of someone by twovests

Puzzle game NPC dialog

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM

Reply to comment by rain in there should be a guy who grants wishes for free by flabberghaster

The world needs more people like this!

SWORDSCROSSED wrote on January 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM

Reply to there should be a guy who grants wishes for free by flabberghaster

There was, but people are too wary of unmarked vans nowadays

SWORDSCROSSED OP wrote on January 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in Meta now allows hate speech against immigrants, gay and transgender people (cw: discrimination) by SWORDSCROSSED

I do hope so