The release of this post wasn't meant to line up with Transgender Thursday. The title wasn't meant to be funny. Transphobic jokes helped crack my egg

:)) good plan

play more video games

What do you think you will do differently with this knowledge in mind?

oh uh well. i meant what i said yesterday. i will now open the floor for questions

At the press conference I mean. Because we like you and want to hear what you have to say

We will be seated

i actually appreciate you so very much. i support this conclusion

thanks. i have a hard time feeling good about myself. still a work in progress so i appreciate that

in my world hoppet you exist only as a delight!!

#TUESDAY 🫡

honestly i almost had a panic attack on waking but after that yeah it was pretty great

This is where lucid dreaming would be nice. I mean, who wouldn’t want a situation where you could burn down your place of employment without consequences?

must have been great to wake up

I had the losing teeth one a few years back, and a few days or weeks after, a thing happened where all the teeth in my mouth felt like they had rotted, and i was in incredible pain to the point i couldn't sleep. i attributed this to my being negligent and not having gone to the dentist's in like 10 years.

i got an emergency dentist's appointment, for which i took a whole day off work for, and they did the x-ray, and my teeth were just completely fine. they did a bunch of 'does this hurt?' tests, and none of them did. while this was going on, the pain subsided, and the dentist became frustrated as she couldn't locate the source of the problem. i was booked another appointment and told to cancel it if the problem didn't reappear before then. which it hasn't ever.

one of the strangest things to ever happen to me, and so fucking bizarre it would happen right after that awful nightmare. but at least i got to know the teeth in the left side of my mouth are ok.

i know it's a heavy job but thank you for being our ambassador to the dream world monkey people

Oooh okay 👍

I want to stress that these are all very funny dreams. A "you had to be there" thing. Like, I am simply the victim of a Bugs Bunny or a Clown perhaps, but there is no malicious intent.

That sounds stressful. I don't have nightmares about assault but losing teeth is a frequent one and my most hated one

sure but that's just what self acceptance is. you're already doing stellar

no im bad actually, who i am is bad unfortunately, hate to say it

!!! Incredibly cool. Thank you Shadow the Hedgehog for this Plural Pride thread

Well that’s a nice surprise; I’m plural as well. In fact part of why I’m here is to practice fronting in a space the others don’t consider “theirs” - otherwise they try to butt in and take over the conversation.

Plurals represent!

(yoooo i'm plural too, plural high five)

(i still stand with Shadow the Hedgehog of course)

actually i'm plural so sometimes i'm just half of me