allergies are so bad that i am fantasizing about the Face Off procedure from the movie Face Off

Submitted by twovests in yourpersonalblog

Face Off is a nick cage movie criminally underrecognized by homestuck and the greater Nick Cage Sardonic Fetishization Fandom

seriously - Face/Off's bomb code? 0143. One of the main enemies? Pollux. Breaking Bad S4E13 features a tyrant missing an arm and an eye and it's titled Face Off. it's homestuck through and through, but hussie fucking missed it.

in the movie Face/Off, John Travolta and Nicholas Cage undergo a procedure where they swap faces. And I gotta say...

Oou I want them to remove my face and just spray my sinuses all out. I want them to rinse my face off from the inside out.

ouhhh my face hurts so much

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twovests OP wrote

Face feel stuffed with nasty gloop? Dripping down your throat and making you sick?

Consider Flonase: It'll make everything worse!

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twovests OP wrote

I am getting my eyeballs upgraded to use USB ports so I can remote them so I can remove the pressure behind them aughhhhhhhhhhhhh

I hate having to keep up with online-trans-girl-kink-du-jour but the "robot girls" have a point. No sinuses ever for the rest of my life? That's a fantasy I can get behind

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