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twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by Moonside in waow. Taylor Swift is maybe going to be a paragraph in an AP US History text book in 20 years by twovests
She endorsed Harris after Trump had a really bad debate.
I think the 2024 debate will be recent enough in 2044 to warrant a subchapter, and the "Biden had the worst debate performance of all time > Trump took the crown by doing worse > Taylor Swift endorses Harris" would be a chapter itself if the next step is "Harris wins"
Moonside wrote
Reply to waow. Taylor Swift is maybe going to be a paragraph in an AP US History text book in 20 years by twovests
What now? Did she assassinate Trump?
nitori wrote
Reply to waow. Taylor Swift is maybe going to be a paragraph in an AP US History text book in 20 years by twovests
she needs to swiftly do something about it
twovests wrote
Reply to Yeah that was some damn good television by cute_spider
trump looked like he was about to sob at some points
big magas across the internet are scrambling and sobbing
this is like a bad anime ending. i imagine
nomorepie wrote
Reply to what if the torment nexus was a puppy :3c by twovests
i find thsi very possible, likely even
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by nitori in what if the torment nexus was a puppy :3c by twovests
boston dynamics vice grip ShatterTeeth
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to what if the torment nexus was a puppy :3c by twovests
I would pet it, very carefully.
nitori wrote
Reply to what if the torment nexus was a puppy :3c by twovests
Give it dentastix, the puppy will never finish it >:)
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by oolong in From Aaron Bushnell To "I'm Speaking" In Five Months by neku
yeah she basically sucks:
- uyghur genocide denier
- 9/11 conspiracy theorist
- russia sympathizer
- 1/6 conspiracy theorist
- takes bitcoin donations
She's posting on Substack and she's Twitter Blue, so it's not surprising.
I think having a lot of "the worst person you know just made a good point" moments just comes with the territory of being anti-genocide
oolong wrote
i have this person blocked for previous bad takes that i can't remember? russia sympathiser?
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jeb
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alex jones
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danny devito
Dogmantra wrote
Joe Biden, obviously
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me
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hillary clinton
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jimmy carter
twovests OP wrote
mike pence
twovests wrote
Reply to My news feeds all jumped straight to "Oprah should not run for president in 2020" by cute_spider_ni_srsly
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This is post 69!!
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One of my proudest and earliest trolling moments was being a child in 2007 and telling people on AnimalCrossingCommunity.com that I think Oprah should run for president and getting long long long replies in response
neku wrote
Reply to My least favorite thing is some centrist pundit who styles themselves a bit of a progressive saying "so-called leftists are doing xyz." by flabberghaster
its nice that they just come out and say "i am constructing a straw man to argue with" outright
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in My least favorite thing is some centrist pundit who styles themselves a bit of a progressive saying "so-called leftists are doing xyz." by flabberghaster
I was going to ask where you were finding these people but Bluesky makes a lot of sense
flabberghaster OP wrote
Reply to My least favorite thing is some centrist pundit who styles themselves a bit of a progressive saying "so-called leftists are doing xyz." by flabberghaster
"Self-declared leftists are supporting maduro, Putin, and Assad. Whoever they think they're on the side of, it's not workers." Who even thinks this one? Yet I could dig up a blue sky post from a fairly mainstream person saying it. This one in particular bugged me with the equating of the three of them. But what leftist is supporting Putin?
Plenty of people like, don't want a war with Russia and think arming Ukraine is dangerous, and you can critique that if you want, but there's no "leftists" supporting Putin.
twovests wrote
Reply to rip "dark brandon's secret sauce", which they pulled before the expected release date for some reason by emma
The secret to a good debate performance? Staying hydrated
I have never wanted to see someone on TV take a sip of water so bad since that episode of Spongebob. They're mocking us
twovests wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by neku in its been like a week and nobody even cares that trump got his ear shot off lol. the future is so cool by neku
Oops, I dropped a "plausibly" there; "but now plausibly seems to be literally the case".
"The assassination was a false flag" was always far-fetched, but still plausible, y'know? Trump tried to stay up for the photo-op right after the bullets hit. Is that because it was planned? He's a pretty renown liar.
"The Secret Service is incompetent" is the most likely explanation, because armed security is all theatre. But this is the same Secret Service which erased all their text messages from January 5th and January 6th 2021. I don't think _that's a coincidence, and I don't trust them either.
And now we see his ear and the claimed "2 cm hole" is nowhere to be found. His ear is just fine. Trump won't release medical paperwork. What gives?
Of all the conspiracy theories out there, this is the most plausible one. But "plausible" is a super generous term for something unlikely. I'd still place 99-to-1 odds that
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The Secret Service was too racist and incompetent to identify the threat,
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Trump was barely grazed by bullets from a real assassination attempt,
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He was too stupid and photoshoot-horny to keep his head down when bullets were flying, and
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Lied about the damage to garner support and foment anger.
... But there's still that 1% chance that new evidence will come out in a year or two, and we'll feel kind of dumb, and conspiracy theorists will rejoice about being right for once for the rest of our lives.
(*edit: i am dropping words left and right babey)
twovests wrote
Reply to Yeah that was some damn good television by cute_spider
man im still thinking about this. i got everything i wanted out of this
i'm "libbing out" as the kids say