Dear CEO,

I am flab r ghaster, esq, and I have been appointed by a group of activist shareholders to deal with the matter of your failure to allow this mysterious domain registry to post.

In order to resolve this issue, we will need your deposit of 600 danish kronor, sent to us in the form of google play gift cards. This deposit is to pay for a private investigator. If you do not cooperate and refuse to make the deposit, then we will proceed with the evidence we have and disciplinary action may occur, up to and including possible termination from your role with the company.

Please call our tech support representative at once with your decision.

Thank you, and have a blessed day. All things are possible through Christ

sorry. i have failed in my responsibilities as CEO of jstpst.

what if they just wanted to post

did u ever think of that

they seem to be telling me that, yes.

also a month ago they coincidentally wanted to register "raddle" as a trademark, too. very unfortuate that every trademark they want to register is already in use by a postmill site.

If this email affects you, we are very sorry, please ignore this email.

Are they low-key telling our glorious CEO not to take action because they will take the domain anyway

I think what's happening is that we're banning them too fast, so they don't even get a chance to learn!

they should be more considerate

dont know what this means but thank you for your service to posting

crouton apply directly to the forecrout

thanks for the post

coritornen dot rneryt

(me typing crouton dot net with my nose while not looking)

Congratulations! Elon musk has never emailed me 😔

i know this is not the case but god i'd love for it to come from a crouton dot net domain

You mean to tell me a spam fried this rice?