welcome back to the week 8) something something my grains weak?

oh my god. did you have a treat??

dog honey gone bad?? the poop won't stop HELP

It should be like three separate C-suite executives were afraid people might not notice the big bright honking virtual assistant chat

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I'm not sure we have the money to integrate an LLM so I suggest we all take shifts being the robot. I'll go first.

st patrick, the most international of all the women

absolutely yes. i think it's important that jstpst keeps up with advancements in technology. we should also establish a presence in decentraland in order to reach gen z.

also man sumatriptan is tastes so bad and is so hard to spell lol

given that all but the most budget computers these days have at least 16gb of ram i think it should take 4gb at least

Uh… no?

I don't

tell me more about the throbbing and wiggling.

actually i wasn't born to tutor science

And happy St. Patrick's day, too!

:D

This is just like The Stuff (1985)

I think that's ticks or spasms? Like you would get in your eye maybe?

But they were both of them deceived! Ha ha. The fellas get it.

i'm gearing up to Read Papers and do the work like my livelihood depends on it lol

I wish you the best of luck! I went down the physical modeling rabbit hole a few years ago, though I didn't end up creating anything more than a few test programs.

i have, though i'm looking to build something a little more user friendly than tao haha. something more like phaseplant or a simpler vcv rack

That's awesome! Have you heard of Tao before? It's an unfinished FOSS physical modeling synthesizer that sounds a lot like what you're describing. The UI is... about what you'd expect for it being one guy's college project from 20 years ago, but I've managed to make a few neat sounds with it.

• A plugin that will let you control and automate the Roland Sound Canvas SC-88. This one probably won't be very popular but it's what I'm using to get my feet wet. Currently thinking of pricing it $30. I would like to expand this to a series that supports more hardware too, like the rest of the sound canvas line, and the Roland JV-1080. Maybe also the Korg M1 if that niche isn't filled yet.
• A plugin that will let you apply a curve to any CC, Velocity, Pitch bend, or whatever using a nice curve editing graph UI. Will support 14 bit to 7 bit, vice versa, and same to same. Map any type of param to any other type of param. Probably about $7.
• A sort-of-delay focused on attempting to humanize and "ensemblize" an audio source. Not sure on pricing for this one yet since it needs more design work.
• And the most ambitious: a modular physical modeling synthesizer using an approach that you're "building" a fantasy instrument. Take one or more impulse generators: blowing, a plucked string, etc, and send that through simulated instrument bodies, sympathetic string responses, wind tubes, and/or more digital things like filters and the like. This one will be in the $30-$100 range, ultimately depending on scope once I lock down the design more.

That's great! What plugin ideas do you have so far? I'm not a music professional by any stretch, but I have played around with DAWs before.