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hollyhoppet OP wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
btw my five are, from thumb to pinky: coca-cola, industrial silicone lubricant, 2% cow's milk (cold), potable water, and lava.
hollyhoppet OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
as a mayo hater this is so cursed to me
toasthaste wrote
Reply to you could have gingivitis by oolong
I learned yesterday that my cat has gingivitis. Gotta start brushing her teeth!
rain wrote
Reply to comment by emma in Exciting developments by nomorepie
I’ve hit that point in life where I want a smaller phone so I can use it easily in one hand, but need a larger phone so I can see the screen.
There is no winning answer lol
rain wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
Hmm…..
- pointer finger: water - life sustaining, fire suppressing and non lethal defense
- middle finger: liquid tungsten: primary weapon and heat source at a minimum of 3400 degrees celsius
- ring finger: liquid gold: money, backup emergency heat source
- pinky finger: liquid oxygen: source of intense cold, emergency breathing air
- thumb: does oatmeal count as liquid? Anyway something to be able to feed myself/others in an emergency, even if it’s just a protein shake
twovests wrote
Reply to you could have gingivitis by oolong
great as a reminder to floss
Dogmantra wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
In order from thumb to little finger on my right hand:
- potable room temperature water (always have fresh clean water to drink!)
- potable boiling water (no more waiting or using energy for kettles and so on)
- coca cola from a room temperature can (my favourite beverage and way to drink it, on the middle finger because it's sticking a middle finger up to the coca cola corporation by getting it for free)
- helium (gases are fluids too! help solve any helium shortages and also gain access to a cool party trick [squeaky voice on demand] ring finger because I don't see myself using this one all that often and that's the most uncomfortable one to use)
- acrylic paint thinning medium (sounds like a good idea but I've only ever used water, would like to experiment with it but it's expensive and I could just get new colours for the money)
oolong wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
thumb: bleach; pointer: filtered water; middle: vinegar; ring: sunscreen; pinkie: premium unleaded gasoline
creating chlorine gas everytime i do the thumb & middle finger mudra ( ̄▽ ̄)b <-- that's bleach
twovests wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
Making up a mayonnaise obsessed guy which just has Dukes, Kewpie, Olive oil, Miracle Whip, and Mayonnaise
nomorepie wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
Thumb - vodka. I had to include some kind of alcohol if only for mixing purposes, plus I feel it's the most versatile booze.
Pointer - water (clean, cold, potable) This Queen needs no explanation.
Middle - Lighter fluid. Many uses and I find it funny to have a flaming middle finger.
Ring - most awkward finger to hold out by itself, at least for me. Would be a liquid I would need rarely. Prosecco, maybe.
Little - espresso. Once again no explanation needed. Imagine the little finger extended over a tiny espresso cup shooting out piping hot coffee. Prego!
nomorepie OP wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by neku in Exciting developments by nomorepie
I switched it around to top when I installed it and used that way for years, seemed weird to me to have it on the bottom lol. Just recently I was lying in bed dead tired on my phone and I was like wait why is this so unwieldy
WRETCHEDSORCERESS wrote
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
Long ago I made a d666 table for various fluids to be found in d&d style alchemy jugs. I will roll on this table to determine what fluids I get. Please excuse me for being a fluid anarchist at time of making the table
Pinky: Heavy Cream
Ring: Olive Oil (hell yeah yhell yeah hell yeahfgh)
Middle: Carbonated water (HELL YEAHGFH)
Index: Oil Paint
Thumb: Molten Silver
neku wrote (edited )
Reply to you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
index finger: blood (not my own)
middle/ring/pinky: ice cold water
thumb: deadly neurotoxin
oolong OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in the dentist appointment is next week so you have to floss by oolong
the dentist told me i had gingivitis and i was actually shocked so i don't think i'm a good judge here (TдT)
missingno wrote
water vapor from the vapor clams we're having
neku wrote
Reply to Exciting developments by nomorepie
i think firefox does this by default so i've never known another way except when fixing something on my mum's phone. taskbar on the top seems like a bad way to live
flabberghaster wrote
gums swollen and profusely bleeding, spitting pink what yeaah of course i've been flossing regularly, the whole time. mhm. why do you ask?
flabberghaster wrote
Reply to comment by emma in Exciting developments by nomorepie
You need a smaller phone, or a larger thumb.
flabberghaster wrote
This is Destiny
cute_spider wrote
Yeah he was always a nazi
oolong wrote
Reply to Doechii - DENIAL IS A RIVER (Official Video) by neku
her tiny desk concert is very good
Ruby OP wrote
I can picture his smug cartoon arms-folded avatar so clearly in my mind
hollyhoppet OP wrote
Reply to comment by twovests in Criss Angel (Mindfreak) Intro by hollyhoppet
sounds like your MIND has been FREAKED
devtesla wrote
Reply to comment by emma in Exciting developments by nomorepie
going back to the iPhone 3GS
twovests wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in you just gained the power to shoot five different fluids from your dominant hand, one fluid for each finger. what are your five fluids, and which finger for each? by hollyhoppet
I used to be a mayonnaise hater and then something inside of me flipped honestly